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Can someone explain to me why I get so horny when I lay down?
Every time I'm in bed, I start thinking about sexy stuff, which then leads to me never going to sleep. Horny thoughts race around inside my head until I force myself to get out of bed and beat off; BUT, when I sit in the chair, suddenly I'm not horny anymore. What gives, man? angry
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I think lying down makes it easier for blood to circulate to PENIS
I can't fap standing tongue
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fapping laying down feels 500x better than standing up or sitting nyaoo
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weird
when I'm in bed, I can't go to sleep if I don't think horny thoughts

like literally, I will notice it's like 5am and I was thinking about normal shit for the last 3 hours and still haven't managed to sleep yet ( ´ω`)

then, I get on the computer and start typing something eroi and I feel properly tired (・∀・)
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Wireless KB+M in bed with big TV pointed at bed is the best way to live. Fap, fall asleep, wake up, fap, eat, repeat.
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>Fap, fall asleep, wake up, fap, eat, repeat.
eat? Do you have a mini fridge on bed too?
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It's simple, habit, yor brain is associating your bed with smex, which is fair, because that is otherwise where you would optimally want to fâp or fuck someone/get fucked on

Read James Clear' Atomic Habits, it's a book that goes pretty in-depth into this stuff
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>>142659
I had a feeling it might be a circulation issue. Does being obese contribute to this?
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>>142697
It isn't a circulation issue, if that was true, it would only make you hard, not horny.

also stop being obese!! angry
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My DBT therapist said bed is for sleeping and sex. Apparently, you're not supposed to hang out in bed all day. unsure For me, that's like saying you're not supposed to breathe oxygen though. My bed is my life...

I also heard that the church fathers taught that sloth begets lust in particular.

Anyway I also masturbate constantly so. ┐(゚~゚)┌
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How do u guys masterbate so much?glare
Doesn't your wee get sore? Don't you run out of seemon and each ejaculation becomes more and more unfulfilling?
How often do you guys fap? I only do it 2-3 times a week, usually in bursts on days off. That way there's a nice build-up after the week is done to go crazy.
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>>142715
the horny never stops nosebleed
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>>142715
if i dont fap i start to think and feel sadness. i wish i could reduce it to once a week from current once a day
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>>142719
if i don't fap i start to think and feel horny
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>>142718
>>142719
>>142721
You guys must have a crazy powerful sex drive! Or maybe it's addiction
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>>142715
>How do u guys masterbate so much?
I assume it has to do with brain chemistry. I'm a hypersexual borderline personality disorder mess of a person. The Oxford Manual of Psychopathology said that neuroimaging of hypersexuals showed certain receptors to be unregulated, meaning you get more of a response from neurotransmitters. Basically, jerking off feels better for me than it does for you. My hypersexuality had been reduced by taking large doses of naltrexone, so that fits... Hypersexuality is commonly associated with BPD too.

>Doesn't your wee get sore?
Sometimes, but more often my wrist or my arm. I actually worry more about repetitive strain injuries on those joints. dark I actually have pretty toned muscles from marathon masturbating all the time though, so that's pretty neat. cool I flex every muscle in my body when I edge or cum. I'm really, really good at masturbating, so I cum really hard. Not like when I was a n00b to it. I remember when I was like 13, I would jerk off for 5 minutes, cum, and feel just a little bit of pleasure. Now I've honed my techniques to the point that every nut is like a near-death experience. My breath catches in my throat, I stick my tongue out, my eyes roll back into my head, everything tenses up, I shake, shudder, and feel closer to death for just a moment.

>Don't you run out of seemon and each ejaculation becomes more and more unfulfilling?
Yeah I'll eventually run out of cum but I think mine replenishes faster than yours because I do it so much. Usually for me, the second and third orgasms of the day are actually the most intense.

>How often do you guys fap?
Depends on if I'm under the influence of recreational drugs or medications, but usually at least twice a day, but sometimes nonstop all day. On those days, the entire day is just like two to three, four hour long fap sessions broken up by snacking, smoking and drinking liquids.

If you want to come to my house, I will give you high doses of LSD and other drugs, and expose you to various genres of bizarre pornography until I really find what makes you tick. I'll teach you to edge for hours and hours without ejaculating. Then, then you can cum like a champion. iyahoo Just kidding, that sounds kind of gay. But I wonder if I could actually sell online courses on Tantric masturbation or something. Could be a good grift.
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>>142723
Whoa... astonish
That completely changes my view of chronic masterbators.
You've turned into a practice hobby. That, I can respect. You've clearly put a lot of effort into improving this activity.
Sensei, I can only get off to masterbating in the prone position. My wee will always get sore since I'm putting my whole body weight on it. it's a good thing I'm light not sure how to improve on that.
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>>142719
I do it 2-3 times a day and wish I could increase that to 5-10 times a day
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>>142722
The more detached from reality I get, the hornier I become. I often feel bad for my "depraved" sexual interests, and that deters me from getting really horny. I'll still beat off, but the orgasms are less intense, and the sperm ends up being less-gel like, and more like tiny watery cum puddles that don't even hit the floor, or my desk.
But when I completely let go of my IRL consciousness, boy oh boy, does the sperm start flowing. I don't even have big balls, but my entire chair AND plastic floor cover get drenched in sticky jizzumz~
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>>142734
You mean you hump your mattress? I do that as well sometimes. Usually when I masturbate to my imagination instead of pr0nz, cause I find just rhythmically grinding my hips with my eyes closed to be immersive. This technique certainly has its place. Makes a mess in my undies though. blush

When I was young, I couldn't get off using my hand. It just felt awkward and I had to hump my mattress or pillows. But with practice, my dexterity leveled up, and now using my hand is the better way to get off in terms of physical pleasure. I still remember the first time I got off using my hand, I was 14 years old and I was jerking off to the strippers in GTA: San Andreas. xd It took me a few tries to finish with my hand before that, and took a while (maybe even a few years) before it became my primary method.

If you want to get off using your hand, just practice and it will happen with time. happy
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>I was 14 years old and I was jerking off to the strippers in GTA: San Andreas
this makes me glad I had unrestricted internet access since I was 11. I was looking at loli hentai since I was younger than a lot of the lolis and all kinds of stuff like scat and piss porn and ladies sucking horse cock until they get a shower of horse jizz, all before I figured out how to jerk off at 13. I don't think I was ever able to get off by mattress humping though, my dick would get sore too fast.
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>>142803
I had enough time alone before my mom got home from work to use my dial-up internet to google "boobs" and jerk off to all the thumbnails lol. Back then though, I played SA and was legitimately like "woah these graphics are so realistic!" xd Once many years later I replayed it and was like "what the fuck, how did I cum for these polygons!?" xp

The other thing I did was buy wallpapers for my flip-phone of girls in thongs. I was hoping my mom just wouldn't notice it show up on the phone bill, but she did and I was like "uhh, I don't know about that." Thankfully the customer service rep she called must have understood and was cool, and was like "oh it must have been a mistake, we'll refund it." My mother did NOT approve of pornography... really messed me up actually. Not even from a religious family, she was just a feminazi. glare1

>ladies sucking horse cock
Yep, when I did finally get high-speed internet that was one of the first genres of porn I got into. I'm not a true zoophile though so I eventually got bored of it, it was just something I found exotic.

Once I met a girl who told me she started watching horse porn when she was 10. drool Another girl I met preferred dogs and also started flicking her bean to zoo videos at the same age. There's some kinky lolis out there. nosebleed


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