Off-Topic@Heyuri

holy shit
>What would you do in this situation?
RUN

holy fuck...
this is like `what the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch` but the dude graduated top of the class and became a professor

Holy fucking shit
>What would you do in this situation?
Go back home and kill myself.

>Despite all the exaggeration, and threats, the thief has ignored Rine and has kept his laptop.
https://web.archive.org/web/20130607103144/http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/1021698/redfaced-professor-scary-story

"oh cool I didn't know about all those valuable trade secrets and shit" and sell them on the black market

naive to think it was just a student looking to cheat on an exam, when it could have been a chinese spy, its almost more likely. (´ー` ) who steals their professors laptop to cheat? wouldnt doing that kind of screw up the exam itself, for everyone? Id like to know what happened next. Anyone care to summarize?

>>142645
teach is retarded why would he bring such a laptop to fucking campus lol deserved i hope the student sold the data to the chinese

>>Despite all the exaggeration, and threats, the thief has ignored Rine and has kept his laptop.
LOL

>>142647
i did when i was a student and a developer for a company with market cap in trillions

also i dont want to make enw threads but heyuris listen to this cool song
https://youtu.be/imp0BqHBxyQ

https://youtu.be/deCp28CIGbg

better version

three heyurizens would've handed over the laptop and consequently gotten expelled, was this a test on OP's part?

>three heyurizens would've handed over the laptop
No one said they'd give it back

>>142688
realistically, anyone who'd believe teacher would hand the laptop

what I'd probably do is keep my mouth shut, go home, scrub my fingerprints off the laptop, and throw it in the bottom of a lake and hope no one ever finds out