well? teh floor is right dere

>i need to shit
oh kewl, so do i

In a world with no germs or bugs we could just shit our pants and jerk off with it every day, and just throw the shit on the floor when we're done with it and let it pile up. That must be what heaven is like (but with hot girls shitting all over you instead of jerking off with your own shit).

>>142409
I am shitting right now

No you don't, don't fall for big TP propaganda!!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

well? my mouth is right here

the future is ROBOTshit!

>>142417
But if poop wasn't stinky or embarrassing, it wouldn't be our fetish. I honestly believe the only reason we like girls pooping is because
A: Autistic shy boys like us got shamed for poop/fart related incidents when we were young, so pooping/farting in private became a comfortable, sensual experience
B: At one point, we fell for the "girls don't make stinky shits" propaganda, probably around the same age
C: When the overwhelming shame from A combined with the life-changing discovery that the rumor from B is a fallacy combined, us scatfags in turn became obsessed with girlstink.
There's also minor things like wanting to be dominated. I remember before I was attracted to scat around age 5 or 6, I was attracted to girls dogpiling boys and beating them up. I think somewhere along the line, I transferred the desire to be dominated into my scat fetish; the toilet being me, and the girl needing to take a huge shit being... the girl who needs to take a big, smelly shit.
I also like to raceplay a bit, imagining that the girl needs to shit on the white toilet, and wouldn't shit on anything else. She makes sure she dirties up the clean, white porcelain. Same applies to any other clean, white surface.
These days I don't even really self-insert as the toilet as much as I did when I was a kid. I just imagine it's some innocent thing, that's scared of the hot girl about to shit on its face.

>>142453
Nope, I like it for completely different reasons. I've never been shy or masochistic and I witnessed plenty of girl farts and unflushed turds as a kid so I never believed girl poop didn't stink. Cute girls getting embarrassed about being observed farting, pooping, peeing, menstruating etc. is part of it. Part of it is simply that girl butts and VAGINAs are erotic and what comes out of them is therefore also erotic. Part of it is that I just like natural raw fucking with no interference from anything like enemas. I'm pretty sure humans have been sodomizing each other and getting poop all over our dicks for hundreds of thousands of years so it's weird that anyone isn't a scat fetishist.

One of the hottest things I can imagine is tying a cute girl to a bed after she's had a lot to eat and drink, fucking her and licking her all over for hours and never allowing her go to the bathroom. No plastic cover on the bed or anything, so she knows she'll make a big mess when she inevitably can't hold it any longer. When her pee starts pouring out I'd of course start gulping it down, amplifying her embarrassment even further. Then I'd keep her tied up for days if necessary, continuing to feed her delicious (but healthy so she doesn't get fat) food and drinks until she can't hold her poop in either. I'd feed her things that minimize the stench and bad taste of her poop, and I'd love to try a diet of nothing but girl poop and pee for every meal, with vitamin supplements and some anti-poop-disease medicine if necessary.

>>142468
>I witnessed plenty of girl farts and unflushed turds as a kid
Tell us about it

>>142468
>diet of nothing but girl poop and pee for every meal, with vitamin supplements and some anti-poop-disease medicine if necessary.
remove the 'girl' part and you have a soulmate

>>142488
One time a cute 9 year old girl farted in front of me many times, but I didn't care because I hadn't hit puberty yet. As for the unflushed turds and more farts, those were from my old fat ugly mom and grandma.

>>142495
>remove the 'girl' part and you have a soulmate
But then its disgusting & gay (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)

>As for the unflushed turds and more farts, those were from my old fat ugly mom and grandma.
You destroyed teh fantasies in an EPIC way! Only lolishit is holy and sacred

Why's there so many scat fetishists on heyuri now? I started coming here in 2021 and I don't remember people talking about eating shit constantly back then.

Most of it has to be a joke, right?

>Why's there so many scat fetishists on heyuri now?
It's mostly 1-2 super-enthusiasts with the occasional playing-along from others - however, we've been joking about scat stuff since the start. Here's my incredible OC edit from 2020 ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

>>142558
taste teh rainbow

>>142557
Well I'm not real one, I like it only tru the screen and because of probably a reason that it captures a cute girl (and not a mature hag ofc) in a very private moment. I like only that voyeur-ish act of it and not the pornographic depths of being covered in it.
It would be very cool though if lolis pooped with real chocolate. Loli androids should be made like this!

>>142568
It'd be cool if the poop stunk at first, but if you took the time to freeze and boil it becomes chocolate. It wouldn't hot if it didn't smell bad coming out
Also she has to have a really smelly dumper. I want that kraft cheese anal funk.