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i have no skills, no experience and basically no qualifications ( ´ω`) who wants to hire me?
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Can u lay around all day & do nothing? Minimum 5 years experience with drop out high school graduation.
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you can be my assistant nyaoo
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>>142015
How good are you at being a useless piece of shit sitting on the internet jerking off all day? biggrin
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>>142016
hmmmmmm i didnt drop out but i might as well have do i still qualify?
>>142017
yayybiggrin
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>>142023
do you consider yourself as a productive person?
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>>142025
NOPE
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YOU ARE HIRED. CAN YOU START WORKING IN 10 YEARS?
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>>142035
NEET hurrayヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Sign here.

With signing this contract, you are hereby agreeing to be locked inside a dark room with nothing to do or experience. All that will be left is a ticking clock - that will stay as a reminder how teh time you haev left. Time will go stale as you go insane!
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>>142039
qb /(◕ω◕)\


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