Even though I took a break from the internet, imageboards have been moving like normal without me... are you telling me that... I'm not the protagonist of this world? That can't be true! It has to be a lie!!
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if they didn't fill your internet with the same amount of posts per day when you're away it wouldn't look legit
finally! i was silent about it but your absence frustrated me terribly
i'm the one who makes all the imageboard posts and i do it whether you're here or not to make sure you have plenty of content to keep you busy
>>141688and i hope you read every single one of them so all of my hard work isn't going to waste
This is just an illusion. Nothing really moved, something just randomly generates them (Or maybe someone rather than something...) each time you log to your internets, it gives you teh feeling of time moving, yet it doesn't. Events like teh 4chan hack? Auto generated teh nanosecond you started your browser. You ARE Mainprotagonist-san. Why am i saying this, you wonder? Teh truth is... i didn't take me pills... none of what i said is true, you're a nobody. KYS, n00b.Or maybe im just a tool, a means to an end in order to keep you controlled and well behaved while THEY (・∀・)... control your existence and avoid you interfering, Mr. Mainprotagonist-san. Or maybe i genuinely did not take me pills and you really just are a nobody (´∇`)σ. I guess you'll never know.break free. Stop. Them.Also. If. It. Ain't. Too. Much. Trouble. Get. Me. Pills. pwease( ´ω`).
J00R LIFE IS AN LIE!!!!1111