Off-Topic@Heyuri

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I haven't received special training to handle such beasts.

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This one from u is pretty qt.

>>141440
She was deathly afraid of dogs and didn't bathe. Despite her oily hair, she was very pretty. At night she would creep down the hallway to conspicuously peek into my room, and I would curse God for making me such a coward.

me cuz im teh crazy!!! *holds up spork*

>>141486
...ur sister?

girl who would text me instead of speaking and used a crayon to draw fake cutting scars on her thighs and would show me what panties she was wearing each time we hung out

>>141498
My cousin!

>>141515
There's still time

>>141504
>used a crayon to draw fake cutting scars on her thighs
genius move
everyone knows it's only for attention, so why bother actually bleeding?

Where to begin?

As a kid, I used to be friends with a girl who would play pretend with stuffed animals with me. That wasn't the weird thing, the weird thing was she also liked to pretend she was a wolf. I think she was into that "otherkin" stuff or whatever you call it. This was back in elementary school. I didn't see her after I moved on from sixth grade. Probably moved away idk.

Didn't interact with this one so much, but there was also my best friend (at the time)'s cousin who would visit his place occasionally, along with her younger sister. The former claimed(?) to be a vampire and according to my friend would watch him outside his window. She was older than him by like a couple years, I think. Oh, and her sister apparently took a shit in my friend's yard... or something to that effect, I don't remember the details. ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

Most of these, barring the aforementioned shit, I didn't think of as strange at the time. It's only so in hindsight as an adult. But when you're that age, I think you just don't question things as much. Perhaps I also felt a little captivated by the make-believe and went along with if nothing else than to give my imagination something to do. Man, childhood was something else. (＾Д^)

she had autism and thought i had it too. i think she was right Σ(;ﾟДﾟ) she touched my pp once which was the scariest of all (´人｀)

When I was around 10, my cousin had what I would describe now as a sexual fetish, but back then I knew no concept of such things. She would get almost naked and ask me to do whatever with her. I felt very weird. Thing is she was younger than me.

>>141639
What did she ask you to do?

I knew a girl in school that was pretty odd.

she believed she was descendant of the queen of england, obsessed with victorian culture, but her room was also full of bionicles and would go on about bionicle lore for hours, id just zone out.

my mother said her stepdad was a creep, so i was forbidden from hanging out with her at her house . it was for the best though cause i didnt like hanging out with her, and there was something off about her mentally, especially the stuff about being royalty. poor girl.

I haven't had a genuine friendship/connection to a female since early childhood, and that's fucked with my sense of worth a lot.
I was a very handsome kid. As such, I was popular with girls. I had my first "girlfriend" when I was in pre-school. (Not bragging, just setting the stage )
My two female cousins, who were also my best friends at the time, loved me. Like, sexually. It wasn't until years after they stopped hanging out with me that my mom told me the two were regularly molested by their step dad, and the older one was diddling other girls at her school around the same time she was sinking her fangs into me.
She'd beat the shit out of her younger sister whenever she made moves on me. I remember, she'd often pin her down and "stinkhold" her, which clearly did some things to my impressionable brain. I remember asking her to "do it to me too", which I recall weirded her out, but she obliged anyway .
She'd encourage me to beat her sister up too, which I did, because I was a stupid little shit who thought it was funny. She never hated me for it though- she still wanted to be with me, which I thought was really strange.
As they got older, they stopped clinging to me as much. Maybe they'd matured, or maybe it's because I had become obese. Yep, that's right. In exchange for the first 10 years of my life, when I was desired by every girl in school and my own female family members, I had been cursed with an addictive personality, which led to me becoming totally obsessed with shit foods. That, along with horrible metabolism for a kid my age.
By this point, only one girl loved me in school. Someone who I had neglected severely, due to the influence of a bad friend, and my own immaturity. She was the nerdiest girl I'd ever known, and way too mature for her age. I couldn't keep up with her.
I knew how emotional she was too, which of course, being a fucked up brat, I used as a weapon against her. One time I lied and said I was moving away, just to see how sad she'd get. I'm not paraphrasing when I tell you, she said to me- with eyes full of tears, "if I can't see you anymore, there's no point in living; I'm gonna kill myself tonight when my mom leaves". I can't remember if I felt bad or not, but either way, I didn't retract my lies. And eventually I did move away, so there's that!
I think the weirdest thing about her was how nerdy she was for a girl. Like, she was a complete otaku. Video games, dark anime. I had known the types of girls who "drew anime" but never watched it, but she was the real deal. A full-blown nerdosaur. I wished I had appreciated what I had back then, but sadly at the time, I thought anime was *mic drop* fer faggots. It's funny, now I'm sure she's moved on from anything nerdy like that, while I'm here rotting away in a moe cesspool, telling depressing stories of my youth, which no one here will even read.
But, to keep the rest of this lighthearted, I'd say the weirdest girls I knew were
-A 3ft tall girl who'd bite my arms during recess
-two polish girls in my neighborhood who'd throw rocks at my window, wanting me to go on their trampoline every day and watch chickflicks with them
-a blonde chick with a speech impediment who was absolutely OBSESSED with south park, who I'd go on walks with back when I'd first started embracing otakudom.
My friendship with her ended when I made fun of her for liking some video game I thought was gay. The funny thing was she ended the friendship in the most dramatic way a kid possibly could in a school cafeteria; by dumping her full plate of food on my head, and spraying her carton of milk in my face

>>141899
Stepdad was ravaging the ENORMOUS COCK no doubt