Hey Faggots,My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS STALE COPYPASTA) Marked for deletion (Old)
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i wasn't expecting to see this today, my fucking sides hurt
LOL mods butthurt cuz they know it's true
I miss the Euclid pasta that was posted here, i wonder if someone has it
You get pussy, but i get assyou have a girlfriend, but i have a boyfriendyou were starter on basketball team, im NBA ChampionSorry, but im just better, and ur mad
my girlfriend has real all natural pure boobs
>>140403Mine too
>>140360I am trained in gorilla warfare!