1: JERK OFF.
2: KILL MYSELF.
3:
4:
5:
6:

1: PLEASURE MYSELF TO MY HEART'S CONTENT
2: Live life like it's a yuri romance manga
3:
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5:
6:

Jerk off a whole lot.

1: maybe jerk off?
2: drink a glass of BOKU
3:
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5:
6:

1. jerk off
2. post naked pics to Heyuri so anon can jerk off too
3. jerk off again
4:
5:
6:

1:possibly kill myself
2:if i don't pass off as a genius with my extremely basic knoweldge
3:leverage that in some way
4:maybe gain a decade of neet life
5:be a complete failure as woman as well

Masturbate.
Put on cool clothes and basically do the exact same shit I'm doing now, but now I'm cute, so that's awesome.
Take lewd pictures and masturbate to them.
Get a taser or something so I don't get raped.
Stare at naked girls in changing rooms.
Try to get guys to buy things for me so I don't have to get a job.

1. Piss standing up anyway
2.
3.
4.
5.

rape a random guy on the street

1. Jerk off
2. Piss while standing
3. Piss while squatting
4. Date a hot girl
5. Have yuri sex
6. Post tits on Heyuri

Is there anything else?

>>139262
You haven't lived as a girl until you've put whipped cream on your boobs!

go shopping for cute clothes

1: jerk off
2: take loads of pictures and videos of my naked body and upload them to the internet
3: have sex with my male friends
4: groom men into becoming lolicons
5: get a cult following in social media and make men worship me as a living loligod
6: stream my suicide on my 18th birthday

>>139252
mad

>>139265
It's my dream to worship a loli as a goddess and be her pet.

>>139253
ME! ME! (´人｀)

Do Sekkusu with my boyfriend without getting called a fag for it

1: go to japan and star in lesbian scat JAV
2: molest japanese girls in onsens and steal their hot fresh poop in restrooms
3: eat girl poop for every meal everyday until I die
4:
5:

everything >>139251 said
but then go to japan, find a public bath with cute girls, relax

1: Put wii vibrator up my MANKO
2: Learn how girls can have endless orgasms
3: Drink my girl piss
4: Prostitute myself to dirty rich old men
5: Use moneez to NEET
6: Find other female-turned Heyurizens for yuri sekkusu

>>139262
>>139316
Why don't we just create a chatroom where everyone roleplays as a loli?

I don't want to roleplay as a loli on the internet that's gay, I want to be a loli and overstimulate my genitals!!

>Why don't we just create a chatroom where everyone roleplays as a loli?
Because im worried of what would happen when teh fat old man roleplaying as teh 3D loli reaches number 6...
>6. Post tits on Heyuri

>when teh fat old man roleplaying as teh 3D loli reaches number 6
I could shave my abundant chest hair for Heyuri so they looks just like newly budding JC breasts

>>139318
Because dat is gaey.

>>139327
>I could shave my abundant chest hair for Heyuri so they looks just like newly budding JC breasts
mmmmmm... Alright (´￢`)

>>139251
That p much sums it up

And so the gender swapped and age regressed heyuri ojisans visited on onsen together. ヽ(´∇`)ノ There they helped wash each other's backs... and maybe some other areas too... And they all lived happily ever after. ( ´ω`)

yuri

1: JERK OFF.
2: TRY TO KILL MYSELF
3: JERK OFF TWICE.
4: EAT A COOKIE
5: TRY TO KILL MYSELF A SECOND TIME
6: BEATING A GRANNY TO DEATH

so no one will try to lick/bite their own boob

>>139420
This was followed by an intense orgy.

Think about the amount of paperwork I'm gonna have to do now.

mostly the same as i do now
sit in front of pc, cook, go for walks
masturbating would be interesting

>>139496
>go for walks
Now with rape!

1. Jerk off
2. realize everyone else also wants to jerk off so I jerk off WITH THEM
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