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scream "WAKE UP SERVER-CHAN" and she will wake up. its what i do ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
She might never wake up one day!!
>>137724NOOOOOO
I've a genius plan.We kidnap teh admin of heyuri, force him into a room of 20kvm and then cut of all access to teh outside world. We provide food and free unlimited internet. We pay for all it all. This way, server chan will live for ever. WaHaha! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
>>137732IM TELLING TEH HEYURI POLICE!
Isnt this everyone's dream tho?...
>>137735okay maybe ive thought about it
Then...SIGN HERE.Then...SIGN HERE.By signing this contract, you hereby give up all freedom of yourself. ljsnfFHDBSFBHDSFJHSABDFHKSABDFKHSBDFHFJSDBFKHFJABSDFKHJFSADBFKHJASBDFHJKABSDFKHJSDABFFHKJADSBFKHSADBFKAHJSDBFHJSDKBFKHASDBFHJASBDFHKSDABFHASDBFFHJKASDBFAHJKDSFB TOTALT LEGALBIDING WORDSSJDKFNAJSDBFJKASDKBFLKJADSBFLJKASDBFKJLASKDBFLJASDBFALJSDF I AMNOT LAZY TO WRITE SOMETHING LOL WORTHY TEXT HERE ASJKBDSKBFSHJADFBAJHKDSMBFKJAHSDMBFJADSBFMASDBFADSFANSMDF THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT SJDKFBHASDKJFBHJADSBFAK PLEASE READ IT ALL SADPJFHALJSKDBFHJAKSDFBLASHDFBASDF IF NOT YOU WILL LOSOE YOUR SOUL SAJLDFJLSADKBFLJKASDBFJADSBFLKASDJBFJKASDBFJLKSDBFJKLASDBFJASDBFUEWUWHUHEUSDSFBSDFKJSAFF JPNFP WE WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR PENIS AJFNDSLJAFFJADSFBLADJSFBJKASDBFJKASDKBF YOU WILL HAVE ZEROO ACESS TO PORN ASDJKFNNSADLJKFBLJSDKFBLSDJBKFLKSD SAJKDFBASDJFBJKASDBFSDFLJBKASDFJKBBKJSADFBJADSFF
>>137741sounds good herez my signature
GREAT! lets start by cutting of your PENIS.
>>137743OH MY GAWD MY PENIS
You will be cut of from teh world just as your PENIS!
>>137746WTF WTF WTF I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS
You did! >WE WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR PENISNext we take your porn! Guess its kind of meaningless without a PENIS tho!
>Guess its kind of meaningless without a PENIS tho!where theres a will theres a way
WAIET MY PR0N!? YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR INCUBATOR!!!!
>>137741So if I've read it I won't lose anything?
using qtips feels as good as fapping!