Today's potatoes are so big that I only need 3 instead of 4 for my meal!Marked for deletion (Old)
then eat 4 small ones.
one day potato will be so big you could have sex with them
i liek potatoe (´¬`)
>>137706I am already having sex with my potatoes
>>137704ITr's not the potatoes that grew bigger it's your mouth that shrinked ヽ(´ー`)ノ
waiting for the potatoes to become hags .i fuck my potatoes while they are still green.
I fuck my potatoes while they're still flat chips, before they even turn green
erm... actually early potatos are not green and can be eaten potatos turn green as a defense mechanism against pests so pests dont eat them while they sprout