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Anonymous
2025/04/03(Thu)21:55:49
No.
137005
I am Ashurbanipal, offspring of Poo-Poo and Gay Grimace, the oldest prince of the royal harem, whose name Kagunya and Anonwaha, the lord of the WAHA, have named for the kingship from earliest days, whom they formed in his parent's
ANUS
, for the rulership of Heyuri; whom Kagunya, Anonwaha and Hachikuji, by their unalterable divine decree, have ordered to exercise sovereignty.
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Anonymous
2025/04/03(Thu)22:01:32
No.
137007
I mated with you and our off-spring didn't do very well - I want a refund!
ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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Ashurbanipal
2025/04/03(Thu)22:09:16
No.
137008
>>137007
anonwaha, breeder of ZOMG PURPLE, who had addressed words of enmity to Epsilon, my breeder, brought this slime, the offspring of my loins, with a large dowry, to Nineveh, to serve as my concubine, and he kissed my feet. On anonwaha I laid a yearly tribute of large horses.
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Anonymous
2025/04/03(Thu)22:14:29
No.
137009
pls declare war on pink slimes
ヽ(´∇` )ノ
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Ashurbanipal
2025/04/03(Thu)22:33:48
No.
137010
By order of the great gods, whose names I called upon, extolling their glory, who commanded that I should exercise sovereignty, assigned me the task of adorning their sanctuaries, assailed my opponents on my behalf, slew my enemies, I, the valiant hero, beloved of Kagunya and Anonwaha, declared الجهاد against the pink slimes.
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hachikuji
◆naRqMpZoTs
## lost snail
2025/04/04(Fri)02:55:54
No.
137025
i support teh prince ashurbanipal
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alpaca
2025/04/04(Fri)05:00:06
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137030
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Step aside, there is a new sheriff in town!
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hachikuji
◆naRqMpZoTs
## lost snail
2025/04/04(Fri)05:01:04
No.
137032
ZOMG WHITE SLIME
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Anonymous
2025/04/04(Fri)05:52:25
No.
137037
>>137030
teh white king!!
ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Anonymous
2025/04/04(Fri)06:18:04
No.
137040
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weight 80 vs 59: 59 wins
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Anonymous
2025/04/04(Fri)21:31:29
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137092
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190 SPD and 112 DEX! As an added bonus if you breed with this slime, your slime's pedigree will also be enriched with Allah's prayer!
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Anonymous
2025/04/04(Fri)21:59:14
No.
137093
>>137092
I'm gonna ruin my lineage's genetcis by breeding my slime with this abomination
ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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Anonymous
2025/04/04(Fri)22:07:57
No.
137094
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WTF I GOT A SLOW SLIME
ヽ(`Д´)ノ
ヽ(`Д´)ノ
ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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Anonymous
2025/04/05(Sat)01:16:56
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137100
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i am now WINrar,
Bad news, the slime is WHIET
(;´Д`)
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Anonymous
2025/04/06(Sun)01:20:40
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137243
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with 99 STR and 1000 HP my slime deserves rank 1 but it only got to rank 35 because its opponent probably cheated
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Anonymous
2025/04/06(Sun)01:22:46
No.
137245
>>137243
He needs to be king... what an impressive slime
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Anonymous
2025/04/06(Sun)01:58:02
No.
137250
>>137245
his grandson Loli Spit Slime took the throne instead
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Anonymous
2025/04/06(Sun)16:58:40
No.
137311
nothing happened when I reached generation 100
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Anonymous
2025/04/06(Sun)17:45:01
No.
137317
>>137311
There should be an extra link somewhere
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Anonymous
2025/04/06(Sun)18:15:34
No.
137319
>>137317
I don't see it anywhere
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Anonymous
2025/04/06(Sun)21:15:28
No.
137339
It's at teh bottom of teh battle screen!
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Anonymous
2025/04/06(Sun)23:12:01
No.
137357
>>137339
found it but the knowledge isn't helping my slimes get better genes
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Anonymous
2025/04/07(Mon)07:28:52
No.
137398
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rubbing
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es and boobs together for long enough created a slime with 203 DEX (equivalent to a human with a 203 IQ) but it lost to the rank 50
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Anonymous
2025/04/08(Tue)18:36:19
No.
137590
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new record breaking slime weighing in at 108 lbs!
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