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I am Ashurbanipal, offspring of Poo-Poo and Gay Grimace, the oldest prince of the royal harem, whose name Kagunya and Anonwaha, the lord of the WAHA, have named for the kingship from earliest days, whom they formed in his parent's ANUS, for the rulership of Heyuri; whom Kagunya, Anonwaha and Hachikuji, by their unalterable divine decree, have ordered to exercise sovereignty.
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I mated with you and our off-spring didn't do very well - I want a refund! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>>137007
anonwaha, breeder of ZOMG PURPLE, who had addressed words of enmity to Epsilon, my breeder, brought this slime, the offspring of my loins, with a large dowry, to Nineveh, to serve as my concubine, and he kissed my feet. On anonwaha I laid a yearly tribute of large horses.
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pls declare war on pink slimes ヽ(´∇` )ノ
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By order of the great gods, whose names I called upon, extolling their glory, who commanded that I should exercise sovereignty, assigned me the task of adorning their sanctuaries, assailed my opponents on my behalf, slew my enemies, I, the valiant hero, beloved of Kagunya and Anonwaha, declared الجهاد against the pink slimes.
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i support teh prince ashurbanipal
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Step aside, there is a new sheriff in town!
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ZOMG WHITE SLIME
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>>137030
teh white king!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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weight 80 vs 59: 59 wins
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190 SPD and 112 DEX! As an added bonus if you breed with this slime, your slime's pedigree will also be enriched with Allah's prayer!
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>>137092
I'm gonna ruin my lineage's genetcis by breeding my slime with this abomination ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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WTF I GOT A SLOW SLIME ヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノ
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i am now WINrar,
Bad news, the slime is WHIET (;´Д`)
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with 99 STR and 1000 HP my slime deserves rank 1 but it only got to rank 35 because its opponent probably cheated
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>>137243
He needs to be king... what an impressive slime
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>>137245
his grandson Loli Spit Slime took the throne instead
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nothing happened when I reached generation 100
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>>137311
There should be an extra link somewhere
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>>137317
I don't see it anywhere
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It's at teh bottom of teh battle screen!
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>>137339
found it but the knowledge isn't helping my slimes get better genes
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rubbing PENISes and boobs together for long enough created a slime with 203 DEX (equivalent to a human with a 203 IQ) but it lost to the rank 50
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new record breaking slime weighing in at 108 lbs!


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