All bad kitties know how to do is hiss. (´～`)

it is to にゃ～=^_^=

>>134592
Antagonizing nekos isn't a good idea

>>134659
It certainly isn't. One time I tried strangling my cat because the little shit had pooped on me while I was asleep and it scratched my whole arm. To this day some people still think I cut myself because of the marks. The number of pity-filled condescending talks I received from my teachers of the years.... it's just not worth it. At least he's under ground now

>>134659
When I was a little tot, my mother had a pair of orange cats. One was 'ugly' (I don't think it was really ugly, but I imagine it had some sort of deformity I can't fully recall) and the other was cute. Now, as a dumb toddler barely past the age of two or three, I liked to pull on these nekos' tails like I was pulling a rope. Sometimes it was full-on tugging, other times I was just stroking it softly. Yes, I realize the dirty innuendo that creates... (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)

Anyway, the cute kitty had enough of my shit and gave me a deep scratch on the chin. That scar didn't fully heal up until I hit third grade. I don't blame her. I needed to learn my lesson somehow. The ugly cat was totally ok with it, though. She let me do whatever the hell I damn well pleased with her, and didn't bat an eye. Such a sweet cat. I miss that cat. （ ´,_ゝ`）