While cleaning around, I found an old tomb raider pamphlet with a Lara Croft butt that I used to fap to Marked for deletion (Old)
a bunch of grenades on a belt is always a good idea
LARA BUTT
there are centenarians visiting this site?
>>115383No, but apparently there are underageb& (and not of the sexy variety) making unfunny "jokes" on Heyuri, like >>115383
>>115384sorry, I know I gotta respect the elderly
This can be a good thread for the question whats was your guys' first faps pre-internet? For me, I would go through my grandfather's comic collection and pick out issues of Red Sonja or whatever shitass X-Men clone was out at the time. By the 90s, there was so much ecchi in these western comics, it's crazy looking back on it.
>whats was your guys' first faps pre-internet?Boringly, I used to just think about my female classmates
>>115393>first faps pre-internet:-DDDDD lmao even
>>115393>whats was your guys' first faps pre-internet?archie comics lolspecifically, betty and veronica's swimsuit comics
>>115393I had access to the Internet on the family computer when I was 4. I fapped to porn without even comprehending what I was looking at, or that what I was doing was fapping. I thought my PENIS was defective because mine had foreskin and all of the porn I saw on teh Intarnets was American, so none of teh guys had foreskin. I'm 28 now...
>>1154014? damn, that's a bit muchI had internet since I can remember, but my memory sux so I probably should be able to remember a time before internet, or at least before I had internet.wasn't till I hit puberty that I started jacking it, although once I started, that was it, I was JACKING ヽ(´∇`)ノsaw a couple ero things before that but not much and I didn't touch myself to it
>>115421My childhood home had one of the first broadband Internet connections installed in my country, actually! Unfortunately, once my parents realised they were raising an annoying little autist and that they didn't really feel like it, they simply sat me down in front of the Wild West that was the 2000s Internet and let that raise me instead. And I turned out fine （⌒∇⌒ゞ）Cum to think of it, the first time I fapped properly, I was like 6, and I thought I had invented it. As in, I thought nobody else in the world had caught on to the fact that stroking your PENIS feels good. I think it was to one of those Meet 'N' Fuck games on Newgrounds.
>>115421NTA but I was already getting hardons and edging when I was 5. I guess some of us horny bastards start early.