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No.114328
AT ATTENTION HEYURIZEN!
We were too blind! The PENIS Kingdom ammassed their forces and has started a full on assault on Heyuri!
We were all caught completely off guard, but thanks to the efforts of our secret agents we were able to snatch a piece of their plans, we need to act fast and come up with a plan, our fellow heyurizen are dying by the minute!

Here's a breakdown:
1- their attacks are currently focusing on the LOLI and JP fronts, as you can see they are attempting to capture Rapecity and NotCP, the wealthiest cities in the LOLI EMPIRE, to feed their warmachine most likely, furthermore their efforts to conquest 日本語が話せません proves only one thing: they intend to bend the whole country to their will so that JP becomes just another puppet state

2- their secondary objective is the capture of the WINS ARCHIVE in oekaki, we CANNOT ALLOW THIS! unfortunately for us Oekaki is wholly unprepared for this attack and the disgusting PENISES are advancing by the minute, slaughtering innocent wins!

3- Our intelligence, though incomplete, has given us an approximate number of their forces and... it does not look good for us...
we counted at least 150k PENISTANKS, 200k VAGINAPLANES and there have been concerning images of secret never-before-seen weapons

4- Thankfully the strength of the ANIME FAPCIRCLE scared them off enough to build fortifications instead of attacking, the governor of the ANIME FAPCIRCLE informed us that he can spare 150k troops and 50k OPPAITANKS for the defense of Heyuri

Kaguya is currently unreachable so we cannot rely on his wisdom and so... the war council is in session!
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No.114333
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The PENIS kingdom is no match for Yasuna's sucking power. The PENIS won't feel like a lolicon for invading her throat at first because she's a high school student, but her chest is so flat and she's so immature that the post-nut regret will be unbearable for an anti-loli PENIS. The PENIS army will be completely demoralized by Yasuna's flawless and irresistible attack.
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No.114335
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why is Kaguya unreachable? did they capture him?
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No.114336
>>114333
do not underestimate our enemy! and for the love of anime do not waste time fapping while our comrades are falling in battle!
>>114335
it's hard to say... we got into his room but all that was left was a strange note that said "SINƎԀ-
ɹǝpɐǝl ɹnoʎ pǝɹnʇdɐɔ ǝʍ", must be turkish...
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No.114338
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>>114336
ehh? I can't read that, what does it mean?
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perhaps flip it?
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No.114339
>>114338
flip it? surely you dont think i'm THAT stupid
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No.114342
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BREAKING!
A new break away force has established itself within the territories of the Japanophiles and the Anime Fapcircle. Not much is known of this new force other than a telegram sent directly to Heyuri HQ reading, "DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR, BANZAI!".
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No.114343
>>114342
damn it! i want men on the ground right now! we can't yield! think of the oc! think of the wins!
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No.114375
>>114342
We should call them: KKK (Kaguya's Killer Kamikazes)
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