HEYURI NEWS: People all around the United Kingdom have been rioting for the past 7 days due to the recent Cod shortage caused by the fallout of the subprime mortgage crisis. Clashes with police have sparked concern as fish prices rise.Marked for deletion (Old)
My england burn in hell!!!!!
>Clashes with police have sparked concern as fish prices rise.Crap, I can't tell where is the world heading to anymore. I'll be praying for maguro
IN OTHER NEWS: An assasination attempt has been made on Japanese presedential candidate Shinzo Abe. A shooter infiltrated a press conference and attacked Abe using a bow and arrow. The arrow missed, and merely grazed the former president's cheek. When interrgoated, the shooter claimed that he served a terrorist organisation intent on introducing human rights for AI chatbots such as Amazon Alexa. Amazon CEO Andy Jassy has condemed the attack.
The war between Russia and Ukraine has finally ended in a truce because the people of both nations have come to an agreement that America is the real enemy.
Glasgow says NAW!!!
HEART-SHATTERING World famous meat company Boar's Head meat infested with AIDS! 1000s hospitalized and died!
I don't care go back to /pol/ op/
Israel vs. Palestine war update: The day after Palestinians voted to legalize gay marriage and sodomy they realized they have a lot in common with Israelis and decided not to fight anymore.
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>>113413Hah! Serves those damned vegetarians right!