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Anonymous
2024/07/22(Mon)21:31:50
No.
111839
what would you do with a personal maid?
キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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Anonymous
2024/07/22(Mon)21:51:52
No.
111841
this:
https://dis.heyuri.net/lounge/koko.php?res=2661&q=11121#p11121
If I only had the maid with no harem then she would be making the messes and cleaning them.
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Anonymous
2024/07/23(Tue)07:30:03
No.
111864
Send her away on missions and adventures, and have her tell me stories about them over a cup of tea when she gets back.
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Anonymous
2024/07/23(Tue)08:18:59
No.
111866
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i would haev her clean my home in a short shirt!
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Anonymous
2024/07/23(Tue)13:52:01
No.
111869
I'd make her live in the same room with me, then just about everything
( ´ω`)
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Anonymous
2024/07/23(Tue)14:27:39
No.
111877
TEH TWIST... she will now start charging $100 per hour...
(゚血゚#)
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Anonymous
2024/07/23(Tue)14:54:56
No.
111878
>>111839
school swimsuit maid outfit while she cooks for me
ヽ(*´∇`*)ノ
maybe even get a white one and remove the liners so I can actually see her bits through the fabric
ノ(*´ω`*)ノ
honestly ero cosplay maid is a good idea, different outfit each day
ヽ(*´人`*)ヽ
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Anonymous
2024/07/23(Tue)15:10:59
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111879
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i would pay her if she shows me her pantsu!
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Anonymous
2024/07/23(Tue)15:15:52
No.
111881
Make her tailor my clothes
Fix me Martinis
Drink the Martinis so I don't become an alcoholic
Take notes while I dictate
Read me books
Dust the tough to reach corners under my bed
Carry me to bed when I'm too sleepy
Take me shopping and push me around in the shopping cart
Put things in the microwave for me
Play video games while I watch
Give my dog swimming lessons
Spy on my corporate rivals
Get me a corporate job so I can have corporate rivals
Polish my trousers
Assauge my egomania
Hire herself a maid to ease her workload
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Anonymous
2024/07/23(Tue)23:10:49
No.
111908
i actually have a maid but she is a 50 year old guatamalan woman who doesnt speak english and smokes like a pack of cigs everytime she comes around (once a month). i buy her a big mac meal everytime she comes over (execpt when its lent, then i get her a filet o fish meal instead)
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Anonymous
2024/07/23(Tue)23:53:23
No.
111911
>>111839
i would create a complex ritual code, whereby she has to cook and feed me all my food, and clean every part of my body, but i can never look her in the eye, and every time i touch her, i'm forced to perform a time-consuming ceremony to restore myself to a state of purity.
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Anonymous
2024/07/25(Thu)05:20:31
No.
111971
she would clean every bit of my house then she would drain my balls then she would hug me and sleep with me
but i am just a freak
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