at this rate Jeb might end up being the new supreme leader

it was a dark night, thunder raging outside, the rain crashing onto the windows
"son" i hear, "it's time to go"
i turn around and address the entity "p-please leave me alone"
tears running down my cheeks, i could not contain the fear in my heart, "ohh dear me, come on, we haveaf aej naeuf"
the second i felt his touch my PENIS assploded... and i was no more