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No.109466
Hello Heyuri
I announce that I am displeased

I have a really tough exam and my professor is almost 80, he barely walks and he doesn't respond to questions while he draws something on the chalkboard because he is almost deaf it appears. He is commonly known as Professor Tutankhamun and he reuses his powerpoint he made in 2007 up to this day and I have an exam tomorrow on his subject and judging by smuggled exams from past years it will be very tough, I hope he recycles a lot so that what ChatGPT spat out for me is good enough.
In addition this semester I have a maths exam encompassing all contents of calc 2 + calc 3 + laplace and sums and series and sums of series in 2 days so one after the other. Although the mathematician was not sleepy like Tut and nobody had any of his past exams or knew anyone who had any so it will be a bad surprise. I will not remember all laplace transforms, I still mistake derivatives and integrals of sin and cos to this day or 1/x and ln and if he adds extra trash into the denominator I will cry and just draw lush flowers on the paper begging him to let me go.

I began learning today and I am not confident whether I will manage to do the absolute minimum to pass in time. If I fail the exams this week and then I fail them the second time next week I get kicked out.
I also am on antibiotics and so I cannot get wasted for the duration of the exams.
I ran out of coke now, no shop is open until some 6 am. I am tired of cramming. I am not happy.
Honestly everyone, learn for your exams a week before and not 2 days before. I know I will get a second chance the following week but I want to get it over with on first try. I also hate my major.
Now I recalled why I wanted to make this complaint. Namely I wanted to fap to lolis but it turns out it is late and I technically got no time to waste. Life is so cruel.
That is the complaint. Thank you for reading.
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No.109467
I feel you bro. I've failed my math lecture twice and still don't really get laplace transforms.
one of my professors was similarly bad, but it was still possible to pass. he had a thick chinese accent and no one but his fellow chink-americans could understand him. no joke, 90% of the students stopped showing up because it was impossible to understand more than one in three words. but he let us use our laptops on the tests (for online textbooks), so we texted each other our answers on every exam, even the final one (during which one guy even went online to give him a bad review on ratemyprofessor.com). even despite the blatant cheating, everyone in the class flunked every single test, and he curved all grades by 60 points so that we all had As and Bs.

...so hopefully King Tut is a bit lenient like that! sweat2
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No.109469
>Namely I wanted to fap to lolis but it turns out it is late and I technically got no time to waste. Life is so cruel.
It taeks effort but you can do work and fap at the same tiem! nyaoo2
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No.109483
posting from a commodore 64 thru a linux box LOL
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No.109484
>>109483
>commodore 64 thru a linux box
POST PICZ
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No.109485
>>109466
LOL LOL LOL mona2mona2mona2
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No.109486
>>1>>109484 sure,also as you can see im doing it blindly, this is the best i could get out of it
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No.109487
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>>109486
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No.109491
>>109483
That's one hell of a derail!x3
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No.109492
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7 hours till sleep, i know little even now
i will make another response complaint if i fail
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No.109512
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I have an "emotional intelligence" exam tomorrow... IN MY CS SCHOOL!!!
If I fail it I'll have to redo the term, fuck this made-up bullshit, I hope all therapists die a painful death in HELL
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No.109513
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>>109512
>"emotional intelligence"
is there any reason why?? Do all courses do that? dizzy
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No.109515
>>109512
have you considered engaging in acts of academic dishonesty? 😚

this is a joke, if you cheat based on some anonymous post, I sure as fuck ain't taking responsibility lmao
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No.109518
>"emotional intelligence" exam
This made me LOL
I can't understand any emotions if I don't see exaggerated anime faces. And how are autistic people supposed to pass it?
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No.109528
>>109512
I could say what it specificially is but anyone with enough time would narrow down my person from all living humans to one specific group of under 100 people and be able to dig further
So no!

>>109515
I thought about it and I would normally use my sketch pages to cheat. I would use an empty pen to make the dent with no ink and write that way. Hold it up to light to read. For that reason I always sit the furthest from windows. If asked I would play dumb with a poker face and be compliant to show what it is. Confidence means more than evidence, play it until it is obvious they found out.

For the fact that I got a good angle with the light and the teacher being somewhat in the opposite direction it is impossible to notice any shadows from his perspective, it is usually enough. It always worked. There was no time where I got caught with this method. But I will not cheat yet because it is the first try. I would attempt that stuff when I run out of chances and hope. And dude is almost blind so I don't know. Just not yet.
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No.109548
Ja juz napisalem wszystko WOLNOSCCCC coolcool

ps. 70% zapierdalam z telefonu z chacika, no chyba ze zabieraja wam telefon. Jak gosc idzie to go pod dupa chowasz poki nie wroci na swoje miejsce. Nie ma egzaminu ze nie nudzi mu sie w koncu chodzenie albo ktos oddaje wczesniej i zaczyna sobie sprawdzac.
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No.109556
>>109548
did your cat step on the keyboard? glare
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No.109557
>>109556
Ryj szwabie
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No.109562
Done it. I think I passed. YAY
Next up: maths ;_;

>>109548
u nas fizycznie trzeba lazic ehh
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No.109563
>>109556
polish in its natural habitat
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No.109644
I think I fucked up maths
He said he would post results today
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No.109645
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>>109644
ganbare! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.109672
All of heyuri is rooting 4 u!
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No.109698
>>109556
pierdololo, anglikański brzmi jak żarcie klusków, a sie smiejom leszcze z polkiego >:(
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No.109998
test
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No.109999
testing
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