i will cuk u a caek!~

hapuy early birthday i'll also try to makeit(´･ω･`)

won't miss it

I'll be at work then so I'll just tell you now that your wife was a dumb bitch whore and you should find new happiness. and happy birthday!

>>186355
misogynists must be killed with heavy rocks. men do not deserve to be in relationships of any kind

>>186427
And who's going to lift those heavy rocks? Women? Yeah right, good luck with that one

>>186427
>>186456
Guys please calm down(;´Д`)

would but I'm at work so I can't go on townhall
oh well, happy bday man

Sure OP!

(If I remember…)

>>186427
Misogyny is an objective fact of reality. Ancient Greeks understood this and they kept bitches on a leash and that's why their society was so civilised.

Sexual intercourse between men and women was forbidden before marriage and if a fat ugly roastie whored herself out before getting married, the man would marry an 8 year old boy instead and the sharmuta would be left with nothing.

That caused women to behave themselves and care about being desirable to men because their competition was the most perfect and beautiful being on the planet, an under-age boy.

>>186517
i read pederasty between teacher and disciple was uncommon in ancient greece and was also frowned upon

>>186518
Greek Pederasty is complicated and often misunderstood.

While we may hear of pederasty and think of relationships between older men and younger boys, Greek pederasty explicitly refers to the social institution that was practiced in many of the Greek city states. The key word is 'institution'. It was not simply a relationship, but a custom heavily embedded into elite male life.

It consisted of two parties: an erastes, who was the freeborn older male usually around 30 years of age; and an eromenos, who was the freeborn younger male usually in his mid to late teenage years. The purpose of pederasty was in educating the youth on the virtues and conventions of Greek citizens. When the eromenos came of age and thus became a citizen, marked by the growing of his first beard, then the relationship came to an end and the former eromenos was expected to take part in adult male life. This included marrying women and having children, as well as, as was often the case, becoming an erastes and taking an eromenos himself. This was not an inherently sexual relationship. Because the eromenos was expected to become a citizen, it was strictly forbidden to penetrate them, as the Greeks, who saw it as inherently denigrating, had a heavy taboo placed on being the passive partner of sex. In fact, being penetrated could lead to Atimia, or the loss of citizenship, and this would leave the youth vulnerable to slavery. When sex did take place, it was primarily intercrural, rubbing the PENIS between the thighs.

Greek attitudes towards pederasty, like all things, fluctuated over time. During the Archaic period, pederasty was idealized, seen as natural or even divine; but during the Hellenic period, the view seemed to have soured, made clear by several plays, dialogues and speeches written during that time which mocked and critiqued it. The practice gradually declined, with vestiges surviving well into the Roman period, and it was stamped out entirely after Christianization.

It would be amiss to not note that pederasty is not the same as homosexuality. The modern conception of homosexuality, that being an innate identity, did not exist in Ancient Greece. Our conception of homosexuality has its roots in the Victorian Age, when the increasingly secular scientific field sought to move the topic away from religion (a sin which needs punishment and repentance) towards science (a disease which could be cured). Further reformers later took the disease model and adjusted it to be about innate diversity of sexual identity. None of these things applied to Ancient Greece, and as such, it, as well as all things related to it (such as whether Greeks were 'gay' or 'homophobic'), should not be anachronistically pushed back onto Greece.

>>186530
Shota thigh jobs

>>186517
>defending misogyny
>immediately says the word "ancient"
you've already embarrassed yourself. the past does not matter, it isn't going to happen again.
>Sexual intercourse between men and women was forbidden
i support this. sexual intercourse should only happen between two women.
>That caused women to behave themselves and care about being desirable to men
They shouldn't have. Why the fuck would anyone want a man?
>the most perfect and beautiful being on the planet, an under-age boy.
yeah just wait a few years lol

why is everyone so grumpy on heyuri these past days(;`-´) and this is a birthday thread darn it, though i love ancient greece.. anyways i cant wait to see you at your birthday OP!

>>186538
it's just a grumpy dyke on her period, she'll calm down once we gangraep her @ the party (´･ω･`)

to teh rape tree she goes and out of this thread!!!

>>186540
yes heyuri should only be filled with passion and reipu ( ´ω`)

>>186536
>you've already embarrassed yourself. the past does not matter, it isn't going to happen again.
The past does matter, we should learn about our history and our mistakes like giving women rights and never making them again.

>i support this. sexual intercourse should only happen between two women.
Lesbian sex doesn't exist.

>They shouldn't have. Why the fuck would anyone want a man?
Because women had no rights for obvious reasons and they relied on men to provide for them. Also it's a necessary evil unfortunately.

>yeah just wait a few years lol
One month spent with a little boy is worth more than 30 years spent with a beautiful elegant lady. Once he grows up you can always find a new one.

>The past does matter, we should learn about our history and our mistakes like giving women rights and never making them again.
no we really shouldn't, it's irrelevant. Men still aren't humans no matter how much you complain
>Lesbian sex doesn't exist.
it does and i had it with yo mama
>Because women had no rights for obvious reasons and they relied on men to provide for them. Also it's a necessary evil unfortunately.
men shouldn't exist
>One month spent with a little boy is worth more than 30 years spent with a beautiful elegant lady. Once he grows up you can always find a new one.
its a man so your point is invalid haha

>>186539
Please say that word beginning with D as much as humanly possible

.....i dont think kuz wanted this for his birthday present (;´Д`)

k00z should get his b&hammar back for his birthday (・∀・)

>>186549
Kuz makes me scared

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can i masturbate at the party?（ ´,_ゝ`）

It's quite fitting that a thread about kuz evolved into a discussion about underage boys

>>186343
>My wife left me and this is my second birthday alone... (´人｀)
did kaguya leave you after he became pregnant?

I'll definitely try to make it, man; I hope you have a happy birthday.

maybe freud was right about PENIS envy after all

guys remember pleis at least sya happy birthday

KUZ IS ZUK

that keki looks oishii sou, please share with us on strange world ヽ(ﾟ ρﾟ )ノ

>>186694
>>186695
delicious caek

(    ´     ￢     `     ) *buuurp*

PH4T

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Happy birthday! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

lets go to bar giko

for clarity: "bar giko", not "bar"

sorry i missed it
happy birthday!

i alzo forgot, no caek but u get a chuuuu~ <3

Ah sorry, I forgot how timezones work
TToTT
Happy birthday anon

>Ah sorry, I forgot how timezones work
Don't worry, it only lasted like 5 minutes before the birthday boy left and it devolved into crapflooding attacks

It's my birthday too in 3 hours

>>186752
happy birthday anon