Same way I lost the game

I haven't

well it all started when i drank some wine out of a can of dr pepper...

its an secret

i didnt…

In my dreams ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ

implying anyone here did...

i had a girlfriend and I stuffed my PENIS in her pussy

>>159394
Well basically netflix and chill lead to kissing and her taking her clothes off, I couldn't find the hole though and she had to go home. The next week I got another chance and I found the hole (it was because I thought that the hole went laterally into the body rather than going upwards, honestly the VAGINA is an enigma

>>159414
I would die of shame on spot, brave heyurizen

>>159414
getting a second chance after that is surprisingly generous.

my uncle ben.

>>159422
To my recollection it took some convincing

>>159423

the guy who makes the rice?

Uhmmm...

>>159414
>>159421
>>159422
I always have trouble finding the hole. It usually takes a few tries, like getting a flashdrive on the USB port.

(;ﾟ∀ﾟ) if you have trouble finding the hole just tell her you cant find it because its so small, and she will feel so flattered that it will be forgiven. ヽ(´∇` )ノ

>>159394
... Lose my virginity? (눈_눈)
That's not funny

HOW DID YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY, HEYURI?

when i fucked your mom in my dream~!!!!!1!!!!1!

>>159414
this is why you never give up!!

I went to a party, got drugged, tied up, and raped.
I cannot overstate the bodily hypersensitivity I experienced for months after the event; it was so bad I became aware of each and every thread of my underwear coming into contact with my PENIS. I could not even bare to look down at my genitalia while going to the bathroom - it was preferable for me to piss the floor than to hold it and aim.

>>159470
Please tell me you got therapy?

the rapey more like

>>159471
No, I simply kept crying for probably over a hundred hours cumulatively; eventually I totally broke down, and I'm now only able to get aroused by rape and/or futas/traps.
Honestly, at this point, I'm almost thankful that I was raped by a woman, not a man - I would have certainly offed myself if the latter scenario took place instead.

>>159470
More details! Was she hot?

>>159470
Hawt.

Your fortune: We don't know what happens next

>>159473
WAHHH I got "raped" by a girl!1!1!1! i cant pee anymore

>>159477
i take it back, female rape is possible if she is ugly. Like if some fat hag tied me up and fucked me I'd be upset too but I'd wash my dick, throw an uppercut on that bitch, and move on.

>>159475
I don't know - I was too inebriated to properly make out her facial features. However, I'm sure she wasn't ugly, since the overwhelming majority of the attendees looked quite decent. The only thing I clearly remember are her dark green eyes and brown hair.
>>159477
I never said it was PiV. She jerked me off, and violated my ass until I bleed a notable amount; I truly loath myself for actually cumming multiple times.

>>159480
Eewwww!!! GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!11111one!1!!!!!!1!1!1!1!111

>violated my ass until I bleed
she sounds liek teh kind of girl /j/ was maed for!!!!

Your fortune: Very bad luck

how did she fuck your ass if she didn't have a dick? are you sure it wasnt a man

>>159483
First she used her fingers, then she got something out of her bag, but I could not really see it clearly. I don't know if it was a dildo since it didn't really feel flexible at all; likewise, it certainly felt more imposing than a typical brush handle.

yucky!!! grosss... 🤢

Bold of you to assume I have!

>>159482
I need a woman like this in my life...

stupid fag!!!11 rape victim!!1 your so 🤢 GROSSS YUCK

>>159484
fucking bitch knew it would be way too positive of a rape if she didn't destroy your ANUS

an older whore in a motel
she had nice boobies and buttocks

Soapland in JP. All the years of studying the language paid off in a big way!

>>159541
did j00 stick it in her p00per?

Whores
On my first time I was so nervous I almost couldn't get hard, ended up leaving very unsatisfied
My 2nd attempt went equally badly
The third actually knew how to treat a nervous lad so things finally went well

In my heart those first two times didn't count.

The first time should be with a kind and loving relative. not a mean stranger, or a scary prostitute. The world is so broken

>>159599
How do prozzies not know how to treat virgins? I would've guessed at least half of the guys hiring a prozzie these days would be virgins.

>>159463
can't find this webm on my drive, can you post it?

high school sweetheart

I will lose my virginity when I get sent to prison and receive a well deserved ass-raping.

I had recurring nightmares of the same ghost girl every week from age 5-12. Usually the setting was my house at night, none of the lights worked, and I'd start getting progressively more uneasy before she appeared somewhere. Once I saw her I would go in an uncontrollable panick, and either frantically run away or start crying while frozen in place before waking up in a cold sweat. She mainly stayed still just looking at me, sometimes floating closer like a noclipping 3D reference pose. Her face looked like normal girl too, not ugly hag or monster.
Anyway one night when I was 12, I dreamt I was in bed at night, feeling the presence, I blinked, then saw her standing at the foot of my bed, looking at me.
Something was different though, and I felt no fear, no unease, but one very clear and determined impetus. I quickly hopped out of the sheets, crawling toward her. I embraced her, kissed her, then eventually put it in while she didn't make a sound. It lasted for about a minute and I felt myself finish inside her while she hugged me.
Woke up that morning with a weird feeling of peace, along with sticky undies, and I never saw the spooky girl again.

About 6 years later I lost my virginity with a real (corporeal) girl in the same room, on the same bed. Was a neighbor girl about a year younger I had started dating, and we were jokingly texting back and forth that night about her coming to visit and 'play monopoly.'
I was shaking from nervousness the whole time, but was at ease the next time we had sex.