I feel kinda ashamed to admit that I was the one who posted that "vampire men~ " thread on /j/

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Your fortune: Your true waifu will reveal herself

>>150441
i also dont brush my hair ヽ(´∇`)ノ
but i did today cause i had to work. (;´Д`)

>>150445
I do brush my hair a bit, just enough so it doesn't get matted and I haev to spend an hour getting a massive knot out. I don't brush much though lol

>>150437
get into sonic, that fanbase has lots of grils ヽ(´∇`)ノ

>>150441

wtf I know you

>>150450
there is only one problem
I do not like sonic that much

>>150453
welp
try again next reincarnation

>>150456
please no
i dont want to be gay

>>150458
just think
if ur a girl in ur next life then youll have the choice of any cute guy that shares ur nerdy hobbies

>>150418
>>150441
>>150414
You look like a man with long hair KEK

>>150459
i will probably be reincarnated as a rock instead （ ´,_ゝ`）

>>150461
but anon that's what's cute about ib girls (ﾟｰﾟ)

>>150451
Oh neat! Where do you know me from?

>>150465
BEHEAD HIM!!
TO THE GUILLOTINE WITH MR BUNNY!!
THE PEOPLE DEMAND TO SEE HIS HEAD!!!

>>150418
Ur pretty, be my girlfriend.

STFU she's mine!!!

i know you want a peice of this

Your fortune: Very bad luck

>>150468
you know it to be true

>>150418
Your face and voice and attitude is so annoying, you are so unladylike

>>150474
/j/ is a fujo board what do you expect.

>>150471
do you have to be this thirsty?

I wanted to check the demographics of heyuri on similar web to determine male female split but these are interesting too

Is kenya ddosing heyuri?

Light blue is mobile traffic
Dark blue is pc traffic

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>>150478
I remember the supposedly kenyan dude posting his cows
I wonder if he is connected to spamming f5 on heyuri constantly LOL

>Your face and voice and attitude is so annoying, you are so unladylike
Heyuri: an internet finishing school

>>150474
all heyurizens look like this including you...

>>150478
I think we had an active Kenyan user, probably him

>>150481
>>150484
He probably still lurks/posts but I'd really like to see proof that he's still alive.
Come back, Kenyan Dude!

>>150482
your posteur is not straight enough madam, i sentence you to the spine straightening chair

>>150474
That first video does sound incredibly annoying.
The second one is way less annoying, though. Probably because she looks way too uncomfortable to have the confidence necessary to be properly annoying.

>Light blue is mobile traffic
>Dark blue is pc traffic
>fsdfsdfd.png
you fucking phonefags, get a PC ヽ(`Д´)ノ

>>150478
Heyuri does a lot of billboard advertising in kenya

>>150441
Ok, I believe you. Now please show us your ANUS and record a video of yourself farting.

Your fortune: You have cancer

dudes you know what
i think i like girls

>>150478

Kenya believe it?

>>150474
Hi I’m the girl from yesterday, in the first video I may have sounded a bit annoying bcuz I was kinda miffed that the one guy just assumed every girl on this site is a catfish. I’m sorry if I came across kinda bitchy. As for your second point though about me being unladylike, NUH UH!!1!

>150494
i heard they have hard times in kenya atm(´ー`)

>>150544
Your face and voice and attitude is so awesome, you are so ladylike

>>150482
It's too late for her. We can't fix her.

>>150570
You think too small
She can travel the country as one of those "don't turn out like me" public speakers, and get us access to those hard to reach private schools

>>150544
are you sweet emo?

>>150601
Nah, I’m not Sweet Emo.

how old are you?

>>150708
2

>>150709
goo goo ga ga

>>150709
Rule 0!!! MODS BAN THIS BABY!!

>>150711
heyuri is a kindergarten, you didnt know?

>>150708
I claim to be 56 years old, partly to stop people from DM'ing me but also because it would imply I was born in 1969 and that's a funny number.