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MY PERFECT LOVE BUT GOD PRANKED ME
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Hey Heyuri!
Three days ago I found my first girlfriend!! I can say these have been the best three days of my life. I love her really, really strongly. she is really sweet and funny. She told me she was Asian, had a Japanese name, was into yuri, and liked girls too. She draws and watches anime, listens to Vocaloid and J-pop, and stays at home playing games on her phone. We're kind of the same height. She was perfect!! I had dreamed of her...
but then I learned that she is not Japanese!!!! She showed me her hand, so I know her skin color is #BAA88C!! (i'm #E6C9C0), and her voice is kind of like 260 Hz, I think, I don't have a lot of samples. And she probably Muslim. also she might be a rori or her dad can ask for a dowry idk she told me her mom doesn't want her to date anyone.
I'm absolutely devastated! it was soooo close to perfection, so close! I don't think I'll ever have another chance to meet a girl in my life, knowing she is the first one I found in 26 years...i'm scare to ask for here face cause i may don't like it , today again she wake me up by sending me "good morning i love you"
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!
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Maybe she's Malay.
I don't know why she would lie about having a Japanese name though, that's weird.
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Actually wait, did you mean she just had a Japanese username?
Because if that's it, then she's probably just a Malaysian weeb. If that's the case, she sounds nice.
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could just be part japanese and part malay, so at least u got a fraction japanese!!
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>>193094
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she told me to call her by her Japanese name Yuri.
after she told me she didn't like her name She cut it and replaced the 'l' with an 'r'. She is from Indonesia
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Cool, can she hook me up with some Djarum Blacks? They're impossible to find over here these days.
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Stop making such mess. There’s nothing wrong with SEA monkeys, they could not be 110 IQ gooks, but they have their value too
>We're kind of the same height
Are you a 5’1 Peruvian, by chance?
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