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Let's plan our future families here. Son or daughter? For me it's a daughter
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men don't belong in them
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daughter! we can play with dolls together
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i want a cute daughter i can protect and spoil ( ´ω`)
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pinching your daughters cheeks and patting her head and giving her ice cream
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This is the family that would greet me when I come home from work

-Bant-tan (pregnant), warm smile, wearing an apron saying "Welcome back dear!"

-Fernando, 25 years old, oldest son, single, blue collar employee, sipping some coffee while his siblings tease him about still being single despite being good looking, he says "Hey dad, how was your day?". He thinks I didn't find his secret stash of loli hentai

-Maria, 23 years old, oldest daughter, cute and charming, loves children, gardening and cooking (but she's terrible at cooking), she says "Hey dad! I baked some cake today, but everyone said to let you have the first bite!", she wants to get married but she's too shy to commit

-the twins Elisa and Marcus, both 18 years old, always on their phones and they don't really like each other. Marcus says "hey dad! Elisa has something to saaaaay..." while Elisa says "Shut up you dumbass! Uhm dad, I think I may have totaled your car by accident..."

-Kagami, 15 years old, as strong as 10 men and very attached to me, wearing gym clothes, still sweaty, she says "oooooh! dad! I managed to lift both Elisa and Marcus, wanna see!?"... she's all like her mother ( ´ω`)

-Henry, 12 years old, metalhead emo kid, frequently posts on heyuri. He says nothing because he's got his earphones at max volume and hasn't noticed me yet (;´Д`)

-Christina, 9 years old, extremely energetic girl and spitting image of her mother, she's super good at math, but not much else. Loves playing with her siblings and putting my math skills to shame (;´Д`)

-Amanda, 4 years old, she likes cats and drawing. She says "daddy! uppies!!"
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There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Fernando
They were shining there for you and me
For liberty, Fernando~
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>>191480
You're going to have to impregnate her pretty young if you want her to be giving birth for 26 years
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as many sons as possible :x3:
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When I was a shota one of my friends asked this question, I said atleast 1 son the number of daughters doesn't matter, he was very confused, but this is how family planning works in NepaL:sweat2:
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A cat.
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ill find myself a nice man and have a rabbit in place of a child and ill read it lewis caroll
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(´・ω・` ) daughter...
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remember that if you have a daughter she will bring a boy at 13 to deflower her while you remained a virgin till your 30s
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>>191508
>while you remained a virgin till your 30s
i'd just be happy i managed to get a girl pregnant at all ヽ(;´ー`)ノ
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>>191508
That wouldn't happen if the daddy is already her boyfriend by then! check mate! :kuma6:
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>>191510
if you try any funny stuff with her she will start cutting herself and end up on /j/
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>>191511
it seems heyuri has unlocked the secret to creating more /j/ users
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subtle :kuma6: is subtle
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hazubando (twice my age), two boys that jump around and bring animals and two daughters to play dolls with :biggrin: sugoi famileh !!
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one son and breeding a little sister harem just for him
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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551609
please remember
middle school girls need 4 headpats for survival, 6 for maintanence, and 8 for growth.
Do not neglect headpatting your JC
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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they grow so fast...
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sugoi mimi..
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big ear loli :astonish:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>191590
my ears were like that up until high school and i was kinda bullied for it
everyone called me a variation of dumbo (with my real name mixed in), it wasn't fun (;´Д`)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>No. 191592
on shota it may be just another vector for bullying, but it's sugoi on rori!
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If you asked your daughter to get an A on an upcoming test and she got a C-, would you still spoil her with ice cream and tell her she did a good job? ( ´ω`)
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>>191596
I wouldn't tell my daughter to get an A, I would tell her to do her best ( ´ω`)
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>>191596
I would enroll her in a cram school, all days after school and weekends until she is top of her class. That guarantees she would grow up liek I did ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>191594
>but it's sugoi on rori!
true ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>191591
Oh.. i recognize this location.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>191596
yes, as long as she worked hard at it ( ´ω`)
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>>191602
extra THIN?! NO!
I'm a TRUE strangeworlder THROUGH AND THROUGH!
I need the FATTEST condoms, THICK as an arm!!
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>>191605
you missed the point..
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uguuu ;_; let me post the GOOD pics...
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>>191607
explain yourself at once
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i was too slow :depression:
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i already saved it... (´ー`)y-~~
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what did i miss
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>>191616
EVERYTHING *FAP FAP FAP*
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>191596
>would you still spoil her with ice cream and tell her she did a good job?
yeah! because i know that the only reason she tried her best was to make her otousan proud ( ´ω`)
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>>191612
fucking mods keep all the good stuff for themselves
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if ur reading this you were too late to see a JC crotch and panchira
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Are megane lolis okay?
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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YES! POST MOAR!
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i got permabanned from cgi chat... :ranta:
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>>191673
in situations like these its proper etiquette to have the person related to you sit on your lap.
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japanese daughter ...
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Neko love loli :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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Real talk - if I score someone beautiful and smart, I will make everything in my power to put as many children in her as possible. At least five. I make good money, probably able to get a credit for a big house. I am not rushing, though. A man can start family at any age, but the woman should be in her early twenties. :biggrin:
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>A man can start family at any age
Actually, studies suggest that men's semen quality is usually at its best in their late 20s to early 30s - after that, DNA fragmentation starts gradually increasing, and by around 40, higher risks of miscarriage and certain genetic conditions becoming present.
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>>191908
fuck you, science OTZ
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>>191908
difficult doesn't mean impossible
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Also daughter. But I won't mind boy too.
Gonna play war thunder with them and make them addicted to anime and movies
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>>191908
What! I thought the time was ticking only for girls.
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School days are great for dad, I love dressing her up for school :love:
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>>191920
Doesn't matter if you adopt. Then she can be Asian (the superior choice) too, even if you're not. ( ´ω`)
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Gold medalist figure skater (pictured center)
Was born via surrogacy to a single chinese father.
The technology to asexually reproduce and be a has been around for a while, you just need enough money. Someone made a thread about this a while back
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You guys know you couldn't fug your hypothetical daughters, right? :sweat2:
Only people with government ties can do that
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>>191997
what about kissing
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>>191997
>You guys know you couldn't fug your hypothetical daughters, right?
believe it or not... i don't want to fug my hypothetical daughter
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>>191976
yutori has gotten really popular with westerners these days. i dont like it.
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if i ended up having a son instead of a daughter i'd just kill myself
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>>192022
i think the risk is too high :dizzy: maybe kill yourself before you orphan someone
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>>192022
If you end up having a son then give him to me and then kill yourself :kuma6:

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