LOOKS LIKE CAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

Catpoo

She doesn't want to come down from there. If i turn on one of the stoves she only jumps a little bit. It's been 3 hours.

Had an experience with a cat like this while breaking my NEET pledge today.
Ran into him looking all skinny and homeless by the right side of the road while I was making trips back and forth to the van, so I went up and gave him a scritch. （　´∀｀）つ Noisy, dirty little white and orange guy.
On my next trip I was carrying some heavy shit I didn't want to drop so I was looking out for him in the same spot but couldn't see him, so I assumed he just ran off.
It was ridiculously hot and my brain was melting, so I wasn't paying much attention when, from my left, this thing flew towards me.
The cat had crossed the street and was now sitting, hidden between two big rocks atop a chest high stone wall, BLASTING a continuous laser beam stream of bright yellow piss like 4 feet horizontally outward across the road.
Had to leap out of the way with an armful of bricks to avoid getting soaked in boiling hot neko pisso.
Little shit.

Catpee

*ignites stove*
*cat pee ignites*
*house explodes*

A true delicacy in the country Heyuri