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today my fried ricky told me u have to put ur balls into a girl to have a kid, other wise sex doesnt work

if thats true then how do i fit my balls in a girl so we can make have a baby? ? i saw my little sisters private part once and it looked too small is he (ricky lying? rick y said his dad was special forces once and i asked his dad and it turns out he was making it up so i dont believe him anymore !
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No.148126 [Edit] [Report] +
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btw iam 18 dont ban me
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No.148127 [Edit] [Report] +
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punch ur balls really really hard so you can fit ur balls in the vigi
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i dont care about that sex is stupid but if my parents dont get me a HUGE ridable tonka truck fro my birthday i told them im gona kill myself if they dont get it and then they wil get so sad they wont be able to have sex ever forever again haha hahahahahaha!!
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>>148130
u still play with tonka trunks what are you 5 years old haha., get banned gaylord.

also my mom pre ordered me a switch 2 for my bday cuz she loves me more than ur parents love u lol
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>>148130
if u say ur family beats u or even raeps u YOU'LL GET WHAT EVER U WANT FROM A CASE WORKER.... trust me
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>>148134
thats true i knew a kid named james who got raped by his dad so he got a ps5 but then every one at school called him fag so he got moved to a different school
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>>148133
LOL video games is for weak nerds that get beat up every day by big strong guys like me cause i play out side every day and get big muscles to beat nerds with
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>>148148
im sorry ur famoily is too poor too afford video games.. maybe id let u chill at my house and play mine if u werent such a crybaby. btw i skate and ride bmx for exericise . how does driving a little gay truck exercise u. it doesnt u homo thats why id kick ur ass plus me and my friedn ricky would double team u he got held back a grade hes the toughest kid at school .
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>>148153
if u new how to read u would no i dont have the BIG ridable tonka truck yet or else why would i want one for my birthday and im not scared of doing crimes so i can PIRATE all the video games i want like i do with anime but i dont do it with video games cause they suck and are BORING!!! im so strong i can lift a big truck and crush u with it and then wen the police find u dead they wont no it was me cause there is no blood on my hands just on the truck that fell on u somehow haha! this is ur pants filled with after u get crushed
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>>148130
Hi Tony, this your father. I want you to know that your death wouldn't prevent me and your mother to have sex together, so don't worry about that.

- Jonathan Tucker

P.S.: You're *not* getting that useless overpriced piece of plastic for your birthday
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>>148160
sup, dad. its me, your oldest son. i just wanted to ask if i could borrow some gas money. need it for a road trip with my buddies, we're gonna like get high and shit and impress some hot girlz
shit's gonna be so cash

btw can you tell my little shit of a brother to stop asking me to buy him that gay ass piss yellow truck toy he keeps nagging me about kthx
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>btw i skate
do a kickflip!
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oooh, i know a person named rick y!
i'd splurt all over her stupid face if i had the chance!
she is girl, so i dont think its same as yours! so yuo are okay! yuore ricky, i mean. is okay, i mean.
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>>148160
Hi, Jon! It is a small world indeed! It is James, your former neighbor! I miss your wife Karen. How is she?

I'd like to reveal some truth about our relationships with her, since I've moved to Texas anyways

Your wife is a big slut, and I used to bang her for over 3 years straight. She's a beast in bed! I'm sure I wasn't the only one, since I saw many other guys walking in your house while you were at work Even Craig (our postman) used to stop by.

Karen have to kick out your kid from the house so he wouldn't spoil the fun That's why that kid is hanging out at the backyard all day. Poor thing!

Hope you'd be fine to know the truth. You're a nice guy, that's why I've shared this with you! Cheers!
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>>148126
this guy is clearly not 18
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>>148351
f*ck u little bitch i'm 18 just ask ur mom
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>>148372
LMAO U TOTALLY PWNED THAT GUY!!
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