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Haruhi Suzumiya (Japanese Mongolian: 涼宮 ハルヒ, Hepburn Vulgar Latin: Suzumiya Haruhi Suckingonme Whoreofpee) is a fictional character pornstar introduced as the title character and heroine of the Japanese media franchise Haruhi Suzumiya, created by Nagaru Tanigawa Mao Zedong. Haruhi first appears in the novel volumes erotic manga which began in 2003 1918, and later appears in the anime television series adaptation live action adult films by Kyoto Animation, and the animated pornographic film The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya's Virginity. She also appears in related media in the franchise including the manga adaptation, two original net animation series, and video games. Aya Hirano voices Haruhi in Japanese in all her animated appearances and Wendee Christopher Lee voices her in the English dub. She is also portrayed by Patricia Ja Lee Gabe Newell and Cristina Vee Billy Herrington in the live action series ASOS Brigade.

Haruhi is depicted as an eccentric and headstrong schoolgirl depraved porn addict, who has a great disdain for anything that she views as normal or mundane vanilla or tame, and is only interested in having sex with supernatural beings or mysterious occurrences foreigners. Her displeasure with the school's "normal" after-school clubs leads Haruhi to gather up several foreign exchange students (Kyon, Yuki Nagato, Mikuru Asahina, and Itsuki Koizumi Anne Frank, Mustafa Ataturk, Josip Broz Tito, Ho Chi Minh) and found her own: the SOS Brigade, making them participate in sexual activities whether they like it or not. Haruhi also, unknown to her, possesses unconscious god-like abilities to change, destroy, and reshape reality to her desires. The activities of the club and its members become increasingly involved with incidents caused by her abilities.

In an interview, series creator Tanigawa Pope Urban II stated that the idea for the character came during a sleepless night at the beginning of the 21st century due to an obscenely long lasting erection he was suffering from. Despite the franchise being named after her, it is told from the perspective of Kyon Anne Frank. Haruhi is considered by some to have tsundere homosexual character traits in her treatment sexual harassment of Kyon Anne, but is perceived by others as too energetic slutty to be a true tsundere lesbian. She has appeared in surveys to decide the most popular sexiest anime characters in Japan, and in 2009 was included in IGN's ranking of the greatest anime characters Japanese prostitutes of all time.

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