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We will play Unreal Tournament 2004 this Saturday at 17:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]


Let's do a collaborative story writing thread! Read the previous replies, and continue the story!!!

I'll start:


"Piss off, dumbass."

With a hit of the Enter key, crazy-kun delivered yet another incomprenhensible reply in his desperation to gain "a 6 digit web traffic, easily and simply." Truly only the wisest of sages can comprehend why, out of all the websites accessible in 2025, he decides to spam threads on imageboards. I would like to see him on kiwifarms, if only to see what would happen =D.

"Crazy-kun, your lunch is getting cold!" cried a voice outside his defiled cistern of a room.

"Bring the food here. Or are you, just, too stupid to do thinking or maybe lazy." crazy-kun regurgitated in a manner not unlike a mating goat. Maybe this time that bitch will actually listen.

He turned to the thread opened on his laptop, the third one he made today, in fact. This one has not been auto-saged or deleted like the rest yet. Maybe this next reply will finally give a guide on "writing game code only using numbers and arithmetic functions +-/()*, easily, without fail."

A new reply?

"I've been working on a gaming project over the past year, and I think it's going well. I can show you the process and screenshots over PMs on my site if you'd like. Here."

Followed by a URL to a site he didn't recognize.

Could this be it? Has spamming imageboards and putting up with retarded users over the past 2 years finally paid off? Mousing over the hyperlink, crazy-kun clicked, opening a new browser window.

What he saw was not at all what he expected.
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https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=sSHe-2l3LWE
After waiting a minute for the first 10 secs of the video to load in 240p, he was shocked to see it was his dad! Tears quickly started flowing from his asymmetric eyes, rinsing a little of the dirt and crushed bug parts off his cheeks, in awe of the beautiful animation in front of him. He's always aspired to be able to draw and animate cartoons as well as his dad, so that someday maybe he can be a famous indonesian TV star too. He rewatches segments of the video over and over while waiting for the next few secs of the video to load, carefully studying each movement of the cartoon animals and writing it all down as a seemingly endless mathematical pseudo-code that only he understands, filling dozens of pages of any kind of paper or cardboard he can find.

He also loves how skillfully his father performs and how perfect his costume and makeup are that he occasionally can't hold his emotions in any longer and pauses the video to clap and cheer at his computer monitor for several minutes at a time. He takes great care to wipe the dirt, mud, food stains and other debris off his monitor every single day so he can examine animation with the utmost precision to make sure his math is accurate.


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