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Epic ways to commit suicide:

- Feeding oneself to wild animals
- Blowing oneself up
- Burning oneself alive
- Being cut down in a hail of gunfire

Lamest ways to die:

- Jumping from a high place
- Shooting oneself in private
- Overdosing on your moms sleeping pills
- Cutting oneself and bleeding to death
- Drowning oneself
- Hanging oneself
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blowing oneself out of a canon into space, then freezing to death
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ejaculating to death
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Epic ways to have a baby:

-Making love to your little sister
-Kissing her deeply while you mating press
-Cumming deep inside without any birth control
-Knocking her up
-Holding the test stick for her while she pees on it
-Getting down on one knee and proposing marriage when it's positive

Lame ways to have a baby:

-Every other way
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epic: stuffing your PENIS in a VAGINA so tight that your PENIS pops and you die

lame: putting your PENIS in a boy


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