Do you take jewish girls?

I am a balding, 400 pound middle aged NEET, can I apply?

>>175870
In theory, yes

>>175871
See requirements 3 and 3.1

beggars cant be choosers

>>175875
I'm cute though!

>>175877
How about you beg for this dick, faggot?

>My "personality"? You can figure that out later
We can figure that out right now. He places personality as an afterthought, even placing it in air quotes to acknowledge that it means nothing to him. That says a lot about his personality. He values looks and status. Given that he also uses AI bots to judge his appearance as above average, he's also insecure, even if he's actually as good looking as the AIs say.

>I'll take care of you and let you NEET.
Translation: I need to have financial leverage over someone to prevent them from leaving me.

>(and maybe hit it later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term )
He really shows his hand here, then attempts to waive it away as a joke. But then winks after saying "long term", confusedly negating the statement that "let me hit it" was supposed to be a joke. I guess he's trying to hint that he wants a live-in prostitute and not a girlfriend, but because he cares about status he's not willing to say that outright.

I feel sorry for any /j/osei who doesn't see the red flags. As for anyone who would willingly subject themselves to this, I'll give you a personal anecdote. A man once offered me $400 every six weeks just to chat with him online. "No strings attached" he said. He was wealthy and it was no big deal for him. He framed himself as generous, even using the term "philanthropist" to describe himself. After I had said I wasn't sure if I was comfortable with it and continued to question his motives, he exploded on me angrily. Nothing in life is free. Everything comes at a cost.

At best OP wants prostitution by another name. At worst he wants total control over a woman because he's too insecure to be with someone who possesses independence.

>>175881
The randoseru-grasping loli of wisdom has issued her verdict.

>>175881
>We can figure that out right now. He places personality as an afterthought, even placing it in air quotes to acknowledge that it means nothing to him. That says a lot about his personality. He values looks and status. Given that he also uses AI bots to judge his appearance as above average, he's also insecure, even if he's actually as good looking as the AIs say.
if I had lead with my personality, I would have been made fun of. Also, I don't think anyone can accurately describe their own personality. It's something that has to be vouched for by a third party
I could give vague generalizations of what I am like, but anyone would obviously be inclined to emphasize the good and negate the bad.

>Translation: I need to have financial leverage over someone to prevent them from leaving me.
Hey, if the girls reading this thread have money, than all the better. I'm not looking to be a babysitter. It's a big selling point for girls though

>He really shows his hand here, then attempts to waive it away as a joke. But then winks after saying "long term", confusedly negating the statement that "let me hit it" was supposed to be a joke. I guess he's trying to hint that he wants a live-in prostitute and not a girlfriend, but because he cares about status he's not willing to say that outright.
jeez it's just a joke!
Prostitute eh? I'd reckon it'll be a few months or maybe even a year before me and the cute girl reading this thread right now and licking her lips will ever meet up. Name one guy who'd wait that long for a prostitute. I'm looking for love

As for the rest, I'd like a rich, independent OL to take care of me. But lets be real, the only girls on Heyuri, if indeed there are any, are moneyless teens

>>175886
>if I had lead with my personality, I would have been made fun of.
Again, insecurity. They have to learn who you are anyway so why not just lead with that, instead of trying to rope them with promises of financial security? A loving relationship does not require a carrot on a stick.

>I'd reckon it'll be a few months or maybe even a year
That was not implied in your OP. The implication with your winking is the precisely the opposite. Seems like you're backpedaling now.

>But lets be real, the only girls on Heyuri, if indeed there are any, are moneyless teens
Yes that's true honestly. And again you're saying something disgusting and halfheartedly playing it off as a joke.

What you want is a mentally ill, lonely, young girl who is unhappy at home to come and live with you instead, isn't that it? You want someone that's vulnerable. The only type of person that would take you up on this offer is someone that's vulnerable. Everyone else feels disgust at reading your posts.

>>175893
>Again, insecurity. They have to learn who you are anyway so why not just lead with that, instead of trying to rope them with promises of financial security? A loving relationship does not require a carrot on a stick.
If you apply for a boyfriend because of an ad on an imageboard, you can expect damaged goods. Compared to most people on a place like this, insecurity isn't really that big of a deal. Maybe if they were chronically insecure about every little thing in their life. But insecurity about looks/social status is pretty universal


>That was not implied in your OP. The implication with your winking is the precisely the opposite. Seems like you're backpedaling now.
It was implied to anyone with common sense... you think there are young girls just waiting to fly out on a moments notice to meet some random person without getting to know them first, if at all?

>Yes that's true honestly. And again you're saying something disgusting and halfheartedly playing it off as a joke.
What's disgusting about it? You can't date someone poorer than you? The dating markets tough enough as is

>What you want is a

>mentally ill,
Ideally not...
>lonely,
I'd like her to be well adjusted and social
>young
She can be older than me, that's fine. My age ranges are pretty fluid, like I said, if a sexy OL phoned me, I'd pick up in a heartbeat
>who is unhappy at home
A relationship built without the approval of both parents is bound to fail, so again, ideally her parents would like me too
>to come and live with you instead,
After a while, sure. In the meanwhile, she can just hang out on the weekends or something
>You want someone that's vulnerable.
Not particularly...

>The only type of person that would take you up on this offer is someone that's vulnerable. Everyone else feels disgust at reading your posts.
We'll see if you are right...

>What you want is a mentally ill, lonely, young girl who is unhappy at home to come and live with you instead, isn't that it?
Not OP but... yeah!!
(but a lonely 30-something christmas cake is fine too)

There are hundreds of young girls just waiting for a sweaty NEET like me to swoop them up...

OP, the moralfag on the internet accused u of being disgusting
You can come and confess your sins to Zange-chan if it will make u feel better
The last Heyurizen to visit her was a serial rapist caught near a youchien, so don't be shy!

>>175894
Everything said about your motives was inferred. I considered what kind of fish your lure would catch and drew conclusions from that. They weren't things you stated outright, so to in turn state outright "no, I actually don't want to leverage a girl into being with me" doesn't mean much.

One of your requirements (and there were so very few of them) was that she can't be older than you. If age was always flexible than you would not have said that. You are blatantly backpedaling now so there's no reason to consider you a reliable narrator, and thus no reason to continue this conversation.

>>175896
Please enjoy your complimentary ronery 30-something ojisan instead

>>175896
Yes, actually

lol teh fuck is this thread so serious?

>Please enjoy your complimentary ronery 30-something ojisan instead
I've already got one of those!!

A-Are there really no boyfriendless girls on Heyuri? Please... someone... reply...

>A-Are there really no boyfriendless girls on Heyuri?
Sure there are - but they're either lesbians or happily single (´ー`)

>>175869
im sorry, anon. im married, ugly, fat, and have a small PENIS.

Do guys want a dedicated girlfriend? Honestly I feel like I'm too old to get into the dating scene, but sometimes I daydream about just going on dates with a friend ( ´ω`)

Maybe that'd be more like a friend with benefits tho since we wouldn't be building a life together? Idk