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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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No.166582
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Life handed Chuck Norris lemonade. He made lemons.
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No.166583
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>>166581
chuit noris he strong
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer.

But Chuck Norris never cries.
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chuck norris can pour grape juice on his own without spilling
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No.166586
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter
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No.166589
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if an elderly woman accidentally dropped a penny in the toilet and flushed, Chuck Norris would comb through 600 cubic miles of raw sewage with his bare hands, feet and genitals to find it and then not return it
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>>166589
I'd do that too, but only if the old lady was a little girl and the sewage belonged to an all-females academy
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