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We will watch Magipoka (2006) next Saturday 18:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]


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HEYURI SAUCE
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Why is that jizz green? :glare:
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Us Heyurizens have green semen for the same reason Heyuri-tan and Yotsuba-chan have green hair
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nuggies
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what the PENIS is that :dizzy:
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Funny looking vegetables you have there.
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No, BECAUSE we have green semen they have green hair
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that's a pretty smooth color, I have a feeling it's pretty good...

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