>>162633
yes but i just dont use it because i want my butte hole to be stinky so no one fuks it

i wish (;´Д`)

TIL americans dont have bidets
even my shithole in eastern europe does

Yes, and it's the single thing that I feel the lack of when I travel

You guys don't use the shower hose to wash your ass in Europe and Asia?

I've been doing that years before I heard about the bidet.

Americans walk around with shit all over their ass all day : FACT.

In america we have these things called buttplugs so we never need to poop. If you keep it all inside then it's all yours forever and you get more value from your food when most of it isn't being dumped out into the toilet and wasted, and then you don't need to buy any toilet paper or bidets or waste valuable time sitting on the toilet for several minutes a day letting the sewer rats and flies steal most of your hard-earned food.

then doesnt the poop build up and we vomit it out? I think that's pretty cool

i have a cold water bidet, they're extremely cheap like $45 and easy to install. lifechanging

Bidets look like they would splatter little pieces of poop onto your balls. Bidet enthusiasts would probably say "just spray your balls with the bidet too after your ANUS is rinsed" but I'd rather not get poop on my balls in the first place. Wet wipes don't have this problem.

>>162663
u don't use it on full blast it has a valve that you can just make it spray like a trickle, its not a big deal

best 40 bones i ever spent was on some chinese amazon bidet. i only have to use one or two sheets just to dry off so it saves money in the long run