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I want to write a novel, then I want to draw the illustrations. Let's write the novel together
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>Let's write the novel together
Ok i'll start.


"It all started when i ordered cheese pizza to my house on a Halloween evening, but then..."
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Once upon a time in a land far away... there was an emo girl emo She was very emo and very sad, and she couldn't cheer up. One day, a certain man came to the land...
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This man was very mysterius and calm and he had a certain auro surrounding him. He wore a brown lether coat guarding his body from teh cold... Underneath he had...
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A GIANT CHEESE PIZZA
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OH MAI GAWD, the child in front of him cried
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To everyones suprise - was that teh childs tears was maed of cheese. Slowly but steady teh room started to fill up with cheese and turned teh dark red carpet into a yellow stain...
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A giant nigger named Tyrone MacDonald came and shat and jizzed on that yellow stain.

THE END
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But suddenly...
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Allah saw Tyrone and sent out two terrorists in hijabs and they all smacked him in the face and the neck, and castrated him.
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The pair of mujahideen returned home, where they were greeted by the emo loli, who was dressed in her finest burqa, in the process of converting to Islam. When suddenly, a BUXOM WHORE appeared out of nowhere, swaying her tits about in front of teh loli's face! astonish
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Allah came again and shouted "KAFIR!" in front of the whore and used his shiny holy sword to decapitate her.

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