Hello all. I hope everyone had a good Halloween this year
Since last time, I've moved the cup to a different hiding spot. My dad's been snooping around my room lately, and I can't risk him finding it. Up until he started going in my room, the cup's been *drumroll* under my bed. Yeah, not the most clandestine spot.
I've been thinking about the final plan for the puke vessel for quite some time now.
The barf keeps getting darker, and stinkier. Osaka's decaying. Sniffing it physically hurts now. It couldn't even assist me in dropping a load today.
I'm proud to say no outside contaminants have entered the cup, since I've done a good job of keeping it sealed. Speaking of which, I've sadly not been able to add any of my sister's period blood to the brew. No blood, no boogers, no feces, spit or urine. Nothing has entered the cup, and that's not good. I think the microbes could use a good snack, and the smell would probably improve if I added another substance of hers to the vomit.
Anyway, that's all for now. Hopefully by the December edition, things will be better. I hope Bunkasai goes well!
Cheers, and bye for now

It's Halloween, so... Do you remember the Slenderman craze? Back then, did you believe he was real? Was he discussed in your friend group?

I'm in a halloween party and kind of drunk right now. Help me behave

let's make an scary story
...ONE WORD AT A TIME!
Long

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

My wife came back ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Have you ever fapped to 2014 minecraft youtuber yaoi?

Your fortune: mah pen0z is bigger than uurz

Do you think Gensokyan youkai girls celebrate Halloween? I mean, they are monsters too, although eastern ones. Do they even know about it? Maybe Sanae could introduce it to them.

Would you open your door to a trick-or-treating youkai girl?

HAPPY~ HALLOWEEN~~~~~~~

If anyone's interested this radio station is spinning Halloween themed 80s tracks today:
http://1980s.fm/modules.php?name=Queue Plaved
Click "Listen Live!" or use this link:
http://hi5.1980s.fm/;/;.m3u
Nice to see the Halloween theme is back, with different colors this year.

What is the halloween stream about?

Hai guys. So I've been playing minecraft recently and have run into this weird bug where you can see some other player model, even tho i play on singleplayer. Any idea what's going on?

I present the latest update to our age verification feature!（⌒∇⌒ゞ）

am i schizo? it feels like theres a lot moar…Σ(ﾟдﾟ|||)

woah it's teh halloween!

BOOOOOO!

Ugh, lately I've been feeling lazy about showering kek

I couldn't get pussy or a cat! FUCK!!

Heyuri-tan, how must i solve this?!

Hello everyone! ^__^
How are y'all feeling today ｡*:☆(≧◡≦)｡:゜☆｡

There will be a new yearly Lucky Channel episode where Minoru and Akira will present interesting things in the near future!

Dear viewers are encouraged to send mail, comments and questions to the Lucky Channel cast where they will all be read. Please do not send fake and attention grabbing stories like that pervert Konata!!!

Please may it be under 250 characters and remember to add your name and your city! (Can be fictitious)

Anons, I failed a physics and chemistry exam and got a very bad grade, although I passed music with the highest grade. What should I do?

Hey.
I’m watching you, okay?

Hey guys .. my trash crashed.

bite my shiny metal ass!

hows your day anons? today the police and ambulances showed up next to my driveway, they were visiting a neighbor my age probably older, he is now on the other side and i would not like to forget about it there are no reason to go to gensokyo yet right?
hope all anons are doing good

I've been using Linux Mint and although it has some limitations, it's very customizable and obviously private and ad-free, which is pretty good. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

So i've been doing a little noticing

And i've noticed that countries that have a long history of eating visually disgusting things typically have girls who have a lower aversion to oral sex.

I think this is because, mentally - subconsciously a PENIS is no different from fried while fish on a stick, or stinky squid thats been left out all day, and if you eat that stuff then dicks are not a big deal, even if they smell kind of weird sometimes.

tldr; higher disgust tolerance for PENISes if you already eat gross sea animals or duck fetuses etc.

Any swedish people here?

I'm planning to visit sweden this winter, specifically, going to a resort in the kinda northern parts of sweden, rural area, for christmas! With my whole family!

splitgate 1’s servers shut down, splitgate 2 flopped, and battlefield 6’s UI makes me want to vomit instead of playing the game — plus the season pass bullshittery what FPS games can I even play now? destiny 2? fucking call of duty? I didn't quite like titanfall 2 when I played it but now I'll have to give it another chance

I've compiled the pale moon web browser without the pulseaudio poettering cancer and with webp support declawed. I love being unemployed!! Although my browser now crashes when I go on a website with a webp image.. Maybe I can fix that with noscript . Nevermind, noscript preferences crashes aswell

Anyway I've uploaded my mozconfig if anyone wants to suffer aswell.

http://up.heyuri.net/src/4920.txt

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Hey plebs, I'll use this tripcode from time to time. I'll try to maintain common sense and try to be liked by you.
Nice to meet you ^^

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Here finishing a job in the early morning

My best friend just insulted my wife. I love them both, but I can't let this slide. Luckily, I know where he lives IRL. ITT we come up with ways to kill him.

I think he browses this site, so if you're reading this, dave, I'm gonna stomp your guts out.

Shall we have an Halloween stream? Maybe we can watch some Japanese horror movie

Play with my joysticks ..

FOOT

Do you pay your respect to those you have lost over the years?
I do try to remember a few who sadly passed away, remembering and cheering on the good times and hope they are resting well. It may be cringe ngl but its how I cope.

(>It may be cringe ngl but its how I cope.
Pleease follow Rule 8)

are you dressing up for halloween this year?

Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ1IcO-731w
it's time to dance

To all Shroomers,
You have made a grave error in crossing us.
This is not a warning, but a statement of fact: your actions will have consequences.
Cease your interference with our operations, or you will face repercussions beyond your control.

We do not forgive.

We do not forget.

You have been warned.

I don't know which videogame i should play next. Give me some ideas (´人｀)

imagine being asked to play minecraft only to be broken up with. COULDN'T BE ME!

Swastiface is moe

In more important nyus, puchiko made this snow cat

revoltech,figma,shf, western bs, please

i got this spaltoon plush today

felt liek sharing

Are you interested in the Miyuki special massage? Where the hands go first and boobs follow?

I fell in love with a 3d girl... we talked everyday for a few weeks due to having to cooperate on a school project, and now, I think I developed feelings for her...

Guys, I don't really know how to approach this. I need your best advice on how to get the girl

HERE CUMS KUMA-SAN

rest in peace alitalia 1947-2021. killed by covid and had their corpse repossessed and repuppeted by the germans.

I wonder if I manage to finish my stuff in time for bunkasai

I have been recollecting everything I know for the past week and I worry I might not finish it, I am at 60000 characters and still feel like I need 80% more

My head fried

What's the most perverted thing you've done as a child?

What's the scariest thing you've ever seened?

tabemi-chan

Browsing Heyuri archives and noticing subtle differences is always fun
https://archive.ph/ZBMYM

trick or treat smell my feet

I don't know what the crap is wrong with my body,no matter what I do I'm always on fire,not "turned on" or "horny" just warm, and I absolutely hate it,i live in a darn small town with a radioactive sun,it makes it even worse,I'm warm everywhere, but for some darn reason my thighs or well inner thighs are always on fire,I can't stand this anymore is so uncomfortable, what's wrong with my body temperature

what song is this? https://files.catbox.moe/3899df.mp3
i tried slowing it if that makes it better
https://files.catbox.moe/86yi0i.mp3
(also the image has nothing to do with it i just have no storage so theres nothing on meh desktop)

putafeet exist and he ate my ass

What kind of technology has been your companion for a long period of your life?

I've had a 16 GB Sandisk usb drive since 2013, flashed it repeatedly with shit and yet it still works. I since bought another, but i keep losing one or the other in my room, so i end up using either one for stuff still. I'm amazed how helpful its been despite USB flash drives being notorious for killing themselves with prolonged usage.

Make sure you're home alone.
Enter your room.
Open the door about 15 cm.
Sit in the chair with your back to the door, about a meter and a half from it.
Close your eyes and count to 10 slowly.

Open your eyes.

If you have taken the steps correctly, the Voyeur will begin to observe you from the gap in the door. Important: DO NOT MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVEMENTS. Nothing annoys him more than those who turn their heads to look directly at him.

Now he'll start to play with you. He might try to startle you with strange sounds. He might open the door and come over to you. Don’t worry - close your eyes and don't move, you’ll be safe. You might feel his breath on you as he looks you over, but he'll never touch you. After about 10 minutes, the Voyeur will get bored and leave. Perhaps he'll leave a little gift as thanks for playing with him.

Pooping

i always find myself here when im high...

he doesn't seem that bad to me (ﾟｰﾟ)

I found this big bewbs anime girl on xitter so I'm posting it here. https://x.com/chobi800/status/1981714366694109420

for a few months now, ive started randomly passing out into sleep without being able to control it…it can start from even 17:00.. i also will usually wake up from it once or multiple times then fall right back to sleep . ive tried looking up why this happens but havent gotten a real answer….can any nerds help me??

howdy heyurizens, ive always been curious what your weirdest anime or cartoon crush was, come on, Give me something strong, something really weird
My turn first: Mister Mind from the DC universe
Yes, i had crush on him (he was super kawaii according to my 9 year old self..I still think he is cute ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯)

Somebody call a doctor...!

not for me

Have any other Amerifats tried to order things from Japan under in the past few months? Apparently because of tariff fuckery Japan Post is temporarily refraining from shipping things to the US until there's more clarification about policy. I read that DHL is still possible to use and chose that as a shipping method from AmiAmi, but can any others confirm?

Picrel is what I'm buying. Should have gone with Clownpiece, she surely would have been exempt for patriotic duty

KRAMNIK DID NOTHING WRONG

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

YOU ARE CHILD WILL BE HAPPY, FUUKA.

Don't worry ma'am, I'm from the internet.

I hate being brown, don't get me wrong I'm not racist, there's a bunch of beautiful black and brown woman and men out there, but I'm not in their league,I have the worst combination ever: brown and ugly,I'm only racist to myself because I truly deserve it, Also I live in a darn country with the most brightest sun ever, there's no winter and rainy cloudy days barely last a few minutes before the annoying sun again to ruin my skin,every time I go out I look more brown, there's nothing I can do to stop it,I swear I would look better if I was white,I want to be white AHHHGHSHWHEHD

With the modern internet and OSINT, being a stalker is trivial. Aside from good old "not putting your address on the interwebs", what could you do to prevent stalking, or people getting your hands on your location?

Welcome to the future of age verification

Lets just make sure you are fully developed

I failed to uplaod to the Heyuri★CGI so I must create a new thread in order to post progress of my shitty game. I added win and lose conditions, as well as score. I'm still conflicted as to where to host this. I'm also worried that I only work on this game when I'm drunk.

i am 2 lazy 2 maek a topic 4 a thread, so maek this thread yours.

hey hys so i hjave a confession im a real; girl and im actualy a disab;ledgirl as wll.im drink as hell

please like me and bemates with me as wel beause m a girl in reallife and im havn somuch fun and yeah gys.,. hAVED FUN. you gyusgtoo

im also racist

I only have two panties I can wear,yes only 2,I have another one but it's too tight for my fat ass,yes my father has money for everything except giving me money to buy clothes, honestly I don't know when he will gives me money to buy anything,I can't live with two underwear, sometimes when all my clothes are stinky and dirty I have to wear no panties,i have to wear two shorts,yes two shorts.Im doomed hehe

How did you all lose your virginity?

Hey so I'm gonna get a computer in Christmas but idk what Thing I should do with it besides watching YouTube or playing games, what else you can do in a computer??

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ATTENTION ALL FEMALE USERS, YES ALL 3 OF YOU

Today's your lucky day!
I'm looking for a lady to be my wife, and instead of finding one in real life, I naturally decided my chances are better here.
I don't mean any fake internet love, I'm serious, I plan to get married and stay committed to whoever the lucky gal is. Let's face it, if you're posting here then
you probably have the same chances I have of finding a soulmate in the real world, so give me a shot, what have you go to lose?

So let's talk and see what we have in common on our first date, I'll pay:
https://cgi.heyuri.net/dating/

Robot Warz ヽ(´∇`)ノ

In front of all Heyuri, suddenly, the famous 10-year old girl from Tomoeda Elementary School, Kinomoto Sakura appears! (・∀・)

H-hey everyone.. I guess i'll get started by introducing myself here. Here's my card

(13 YEAR OLD WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

This is "Anime" according to western companies

What would heyuri do to caco ANUS? Somebody should make a mod where you rape the cacodemon in the ANUS.

Any recommendations on how to lose weight without expensive diets or puking? I don't want to get Eds..

To get to teh LOLi you must first get past 𝔇𝔢𝔯 ℌ𝔲𝔫𝔡.

Do you dare proceed, adventurer?

lol

Ignore the shitty background. Unfortunately, that's the stickiest wall in my house (´～`)

Out of ideas so taking requests. Erotic, silly, doesn't matter

Her name is Siemens 1214C DC/DC/DC. Be nice to her she's old and her software is buggy.

I left yesterday's coffee on my desk, and didn't pick it up. Last night, I left the windows open as I went to bed to let the cool air in.
I come back to my room today around 7pm, and this is what the coffee looks like now. What the fuck, nature?

No cheating allowed. Share your results

https://www.sporcle.com/games/g/pokemon

IT’S A PAC-MAN MUFFINS!!!

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

So there's a survey about digimon story time stranger. And they basically ask if a new digimon game were to be released what type of game would you like it to be. Now I think this is very exploitable? Maybe we can give them a flood of a singular lulzy suggestion. It ends October the 30th.

x7net - A New Anonymous Imageboard

Just launched a clean, minimalist imageboard that brings back the spirit
of old-school internet culture. No captchas, no ads, no tracking - just
simple anonymous posting like it should be.

Features:
• Real-time updates
• Image uploads (5MB max)
• Tripcodes for identity verification
• Greentext support
• Mobile-friendly
• Mod tools (pinning, closing threads, bans)

Currently running /g/ - General board for anything goes discussion.
And /ih/ - IRL Histories for tell happens, histories, greentexts and drama.

If you're tired of overmoderated, bloated platforms, give it a try.
[https://x7net.github.io/x7net/]

Nigra posting

two big pumpkins

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Kiss me out of the bearded barley
Nightly beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress

Hello /b/. I’m planning to create a website inspired by Japanese imageboards like Futaba Channel. Could you share some similar sites I could reference while developing it?

i went on lolicore.net (thru archive.org because the website is always breaking down) and the hoster of the webiste (i think) linked this cd to it, the label as some of my favourite artist's albums!!!! some really cool stuff.......

https://kinpatsukinpatsu.bandcamp.com/merch/heyuri-dont-stop-the-music-album-cd-r

WAHA Appreciation Thread!

Look at this a eye garbage!!!

STOP AI HATE!

Teh mongler has has been resurrected

if u see this thread u are TRAPPED by teh Mongler

Only good fortunes can save u from c0ck mongling

What will we do when the british come to heyuri instead and call us paedoyuris ?

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Do short people still exist, i've never met any teenager/young adult under 175cm tall

-.-

>>１のブログにも書いてあったが、youtubeからジェニー動画全て消されたようで。

エキサイト翻訳＋α↓
昨日、MLaaTRと他のヴァイアコム/ニコロデオンカートゥーンは何日も前に
youtube.com から取り外されました。
両方の会社が合意に達しませんでした。
したがって、ヴァイアコムはyoutubeのサイトからすべての内容を取り除くと決めました。
これはウェブのMLaaTRのためのグレーの、そして、暗い日です。

Do you cum chinese style ?

Hello Heyuri!

I was a player of League of Legends for some time (jokes aside) and I had a girlish playstyle because that is how people who introduced me to it would first teach me and I enjoyed it. Picking characters that were popular among girls, popular positions among girls, in-game skins that girls liked. So half a year ago I went and changed my name to something a girl would call herself.

Soon enough people were mistaking me for an actual girl without me even typing anything that would hint at it. I thought of it as hilarious but played along. It led to some interesting interactions. I typically get male attention once every three or four games. If you respond to them positively once they often lock onto you.

I first used to decline their affection because I don't want them to waste time seeking a wife online. I will present chat logs for the specific purpose of sharing how girls are treated in 2025. This thread is more of a documentary/resources than mocking or catfishing.

I only decided to truly catfish today but I have not prepared anything deep in terms of pure catfishing. Therefore I will post chat logs of how they react to girls and translations where applicable. I will expand on this thread if I get more material ready.

Moderating heyuri is a very serious job, it requires mental acuity and sharp reflexes, that's why I believe Heyuri moderators should be well educated and intelligent and I will put them to the test right now with picrel

1-800 contacts? They dont have my brand; I have special eyes...

so we still using this site or is it dead to Heyuri

Uh! My body trembles in pain. This is my reward for all the services I have rendered to this cruel two-legged friend. Today is my last day, this is my last consolation! After a life full of hardship, pain and hardship, after enduring heavy burdens, falling blows with sticks, chains and curses from passers-by, I say goodbye to this terrible life.

This is Shemiran Street. Due to my owner's carelessness, my legs were crushed in a car accident today. That's why I'm in this state. After hitting me with a car and saying stupid things, they dragged my injured body to the side of the road and left me there alone. I guess they forgot they could still use my horseshoes. I guess they've given up hope on me.

Will they bring me food on time? No... I have to die in great pain and hunger because I'm no longer of any use to them.

Uh! The pain is getting worse and blood is still streaming from my wounds. What a monster this human race is, dominating us, filling our lives with disgrace, shame, pain and sorrow, violating our natural, sincere and kind feelings, constantly injuring our bodies and making our lives unpleasant and miserable! From the outside it looks like us; In the end he too dies, like us. In this respect there is no difference between us; but he whips us as if we were made of wood and stone because we have no feelings. If He could feel pain, He would be merciful to us.

These torture devices that people use are not natural. They made them themselves. Since so-called “animal protection associations” were founded in Europe and the United States to defend the rights of animals, special laws have occasionally been passed to protect the rights of animals and to put an end to the cruel and unjust treatment of animals by humans . Could these monsters be the same ones linked to these associations? Impossible! If they were the same, their hearts wouldn't be made of stone.

Naturalists do not see much difference between them and us and consider themselves the head of mammals. But Descartes, one of the most famous philosophers, believed he had proven that animals were nothing more than moving machines. In other words, with the advantage of technology, it is possible to produce animals mechanically. Other philosophers who did not follow this stupid idea opposed it. Among them, Schopenhauer defended us. He argued that the basic principle of morality is to have compassion not only for one's own species but also for other animals; In his Book of Morals he also partially explained our emotions and our intelligence. Another said that some mothers find it amusing to see their children tearing off a bird's head or injuring a dog or cat while playing. This is the root of evil, the basis of oppression and crime. In fact, the injustice inflicted on us is due to the fact that some mothers raise their children incorrectly.

What a shame! We have no language and that is the reason for our misery. Only Aristotle discovered the truth of our lives. It is said, “Man is a talking animal.” Since humans can speak, we fall prey to the enthusiasm and pampering of a group of greedy and selfish monsters. Why didn't people follow these philosophers? It is quite clear that people's intentions are based on their personal benefit. This is especially true of the muleteers, who are all followers of Descartes and treat us as if we were inanimate objects. Having compassion for animals is an idea that developed primarily in the East. Furthermore, all prophets forbade cruelty to animals. Educated people, sages, writers on spiritual values and even poets are uniting around the issue of animal rights.

For example, Hakim Firdevs, may God give peace to his soul, says: “Do not torture the ant that carries seeds on its back, for this creature is alive and life is sweet for it.”

But all these words did not lead to any result, since there was no law that would prevent and limit the cruelty, the boundless greed of people. If my legs were crushed in the West, they wouldn't inflict this absurd pain on me or put me to sleep! Uh! Save me from pain and hunger! I wish I had the freedom to live freely among animals of my kind in the meadows in a good climate and to die on the day that my fate determines. But now I'm dying hungry and desperate in captivity. This is the terrible result of the life of a mute animal enslaved by this two-legged creature. I must burn in the fire they have lit. Uh! I've run out of patience...! People are the murderers of the oppressed. Why don't they take untamed and wild animals and use them? The only sin of us pets is that we are harmless and cannot get our daily food.

The world becomes darker and blurrier before my eyes. My body is becoming weaker and weaker due to hunger. I can hear someone's footsteps. Maybe it's my owner who feels sorry for my misfortune and brings me food. No. It was a child, he threw stones at me and ran away.

What a monster this humanity is, filling our lives with pain and suffering! The sooner I die, the sooner I can take revenge on this cruel tyrant with eternal justice.

It's cool to be a christian

rape is good

I just bought Battlefield 6 time for bunny sniping

are meido allowed to drink?

Happy (late) Colobus day! Everyone!

Since when were you under the impression that I wasn't using Kyouka Suigetsu.

Ah........?

test

:3

zOMG I posted teh AI art!!1!111!!one

SOMEONE CALL TEH POLICE! (;ﾟДﾟ)

Hello?
Wait, can you hear me?

Hey /b/, probably a terrible idea, what if we did something like this? https://youtu.be/9hW8-Sv0yUs?si=xwAFoIuaWEhyVccA

Youtube is down, where am I gonna watch my loli asmr now???

What is your favourite jrpg?
I am gonna try out trails in the sky chapter 1. SOmeone also recommended me Tengai Makyo.
Literally the only jrpg I've played is an atelier game; atelier Ayesha, which was actually pritty good.

happy hagfish day heyuri! maybe heyuri is like the hagfish and people just need to look past the hideous exterior of pathetic lolicons to see how truly evolved we are as a site!

In short: dad's friend who was raising money at her shop for the town's new public use medical equipment lost keys to the box with money and she did not want to just break the box because it is wasteful and asked him what to do.

He said I possibly could open it and asked whether I would want to check it out. I came and after 15 minutes of struggling as an amateur lockpicker with no experience I opened teh lock at last and everyone was happy

Make happiness to teh world! I was happy too

RAN RAN RUU

how do i force myself to just go take a shower? i havent taken a proper, complete shower in a few months

Rate my setup.

Thoughts?

What would /b/ do in this situation?

i miss old mmd videos...(´￢`)

I woke up, had lunch, jerked off, and I've already ran out of things I wanna do for the day

My bunkasai exhibition is complete
though can't tell I'm very satisfied with it for reasons I can't help...

How is yours going?

Study Desk

Bocchi teh butt!

polsko

rape is bad

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

i lack willpower. i can't focus on anything beyond a few hours in a day or two. how do i fix this

hello
i would like to create my own AI chatbot from scratch and train it on heyuri posts, but i dont know where to even start
the most that i get by searching online is people telling me to use existing models to do this and that, but i want to make everything from scratch (everything!!!) and most importantly I want it to run locally on my computer, the problem is that i dont know anything about the topic
if you have knowledge or resources that I can look up that could help me please share them here even if it's just to tell me i'm a fool for even thinking of doing something like this and that i should gently place my cheek on the rails and yell "here comes the train!" mere seconds before my death at the young age of 45

please observe the interesting image i have uploaded to entice you to reply to the thread

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons

how is flying in russia? i assume aviation in russia is long past the aeroflot deathtrap planes, but i am interested in how the service is on the airlines there. ive only ever flown 1 russian made jet (sukhoi superjet with interjet to mexico city before they went bust) so im interested in how the other russian planes are like. ive never been to russia and will likely never go due to the travel ban/im too poor.

What is she saying?

If you are looking for a horror story that proves just how bad the new "iPad kid" is and how much worse it is going to get, this is it.

I was raised in a neighborhood where there was not a single other kid. Nobody was my age, so I was already pretty isolated. My parents gave me an iPad the year it came out (I think I was around 4-6) and since then I was hooked. I got addicted to youtube and would spend entire days watching mindless content. Throughout my entire childhood, I never played any sports, never had any real hobbies, and rarely even went outside. I just stayed inside at a time in my life when I should have been running around with other kids socializing. Youtube and videogames. That was it. There were times when I was interested in picking up a real hobby. I wanted to play basketball at some point. Another time, I got interested in parkour and wanted to do that. Later, I got interested in martial arts. I saw all kinds of videos where I watched people do these things. I wanted to start.

My parents never let me do them. It was too much of a hassle to drive me to a place where I can do something in the real world. It was easier to just leave me with my iPad, being overstimulated in my little room.

I never developed any real social skills. I am horribly myopic and basically blind without my glasses. It feels like my whole childhood went by in just the blink of an eye when I try to remember it, because nothing ever really happened. I was first exposed to porn at 11 and was immediately addicted. This porn addiction stayed with me for years afterward. At the age of 14, I stumbled into various political extremist communities and was radicalized, leading me to espouse their views. I was pulled into all kinds of dark extremism without even knowing it.

When I went into high school, I could not connect with anybody. I couldn't even keep a basic conversation going. I could not make any friends, because I was simply incapable. I could not comprehend the concept of being social or establishing friendships. During my entire 4 years of high school, I made a total of 2 friends. I watched everybody else around me socialize and it would sometimes make me cry, because I did not know how to interact with people and create real connections like everybody else. Whenever I talked to people, they seemed repulsed by me, because I had no understanding of social norms or proper mannerisms. I would unintentionally push everybody away. I felt robbed of my teenage years.

To this day, I feel like I am still dealing with the consequences. I have since kicked the ideology I was brainwashed into believing in by assholes online. My social skills have improved drastically, but I still have other issues that I am working through. I feel like I might be damaged in all kinds of other ways that I am not even aware of yet. It angers me knowing that I could have had a real childhood, real connections, and real experiences. I still resent my parents for being so complacent, leaving me in my room for the internet to raise me and turn me into a cave dwelling freak.

Heyuri! I'm RICH!!!!

I just made 130 $$$

What should I buy?

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Is gooey here?

I'm a huge sucker for hime cutz (´￢`)

if you were an airline pilot and unhappy with your life would you consider suicide by pilot? (intentionally crashing your plane)

What a beautiful photograph.

About a year back I found a site with funny pokemon cards with user submitted images.
https://www.mypokecard.com/en/Card-Gallery

I've recently looked through more of the pages and found it to be quite strange. I've learned the following:
-This site is old. Not Usenet or Google old, but the earliest submitted entry appears around 2007.
-New entries are still being posted to the site to this day. I've seen entries with dates 2008-2025.
-There's a version of the site in French, Japanese and Polish. Each appears to have a different set of images.
-There doesn't appear to be a lot of coverage of this website on the internet. The only things I've found are a few reddit threads.

Looking through the gallery feels like a time capsule of internet cultural evolution, and even history in general. I'm not going to spoil it much since it's better to see it first-hand. I also don't think it's been raided after all these years, yet there's been constant activity (and someone maintaining server costs) over that time period. This site feels weird. Do you remember using it in the 2010s?

Fair warning if you're visiting the site: the infrastructure appears to be quite fragile. Flipping through the pages for 2 minutes straight throws an SQL error, and I had to wait a minute before continuing.

Here are some of funny images I've found looking through it. Feel free to post anymore that you've found on the site!

i been busy watching japanese movies, which one should i watch? Today I saw One Million Yen Girl

FUUKA BOOBZ

Karen weeb.

I HAET RICH PEOPLE all these tiktok and pinterest girls with money take all the figures ive wanted, and ive noticed a lot of times they dont even know the characters and just buy it because its cute and matches their aesthetic

Hello "heyuri" website.
I am Serbian.
Tell me, what is this site, who uses this? Purpose?

Поздрав.

What did you eat yesterday and poop out today?

Why was Superman such a maniac back in the day?

which touhou character has the best feet?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

who ralataes

Let's talk about the most important aspect of fiction
POWER LEVELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

what did you eat today? (´～` )

It's been a while, hasn't it?
Y'know, I never talk to people on XMPP that often.
For anyone who's willing to add me, my addresses are:
manjaruntu@disroot.org (primary),
tsubo-d@blah.im (secondary),
tsubosama@xmpp.jp (tertiary).
If you've already have any one of the three addresses in your contacts list, feel free to message me if you'd like.
If you're willing to add me, go right ahead. Pick any one of my three addresses that works best for you.
I'm fine with any topic.
I'll try my best to reply to any IM in a consistent way, just so I can be more social in case.

i dont really know where to put this but im in a good mood, so

i used to browse a lot of imageboards back then but i had an itch that none of them scratched like this one.
every time i come to browse this place it feels so genuine
this place has felt like home ever since i got here
please continue to be heyuri (^_^)

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

are burn scars moe?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

1- go to https://futabaforest.net/index.htm?sm=1&words=AI%E5%8B%95%E7%94%BB
2- click any thread
3- find a funny/interesting/erotic video
4- post it here

oh noes she's teh drunk!

Photos of a store in Akihabara focused on junior idols, circa 2009.

Damn, that gurl is GAZING at that 's ASS

You all spend all your time jerking off and talking bout japanese cartoons. Time to learn some cool stuff instead.

What is sexual reproduction?
Sexual reproduction is a means or propagation that came about because it has the advantage of genetic variation; where as an asexual species just clones it self, sexual species combine their genes, most genes are inactive in a specimen, and so offspring not only has a random mix of the two parents genes but also genes that their great great grandparents might have had and combinations of genes that no other specimen has had. In sexual species this genetic variation allows adaptation to different environments or changing environmental conditions (the speed of this adaption is set by the average lifespan and average age of reproduction of the species). For instance adaption to northern climates by humans led to decrease in melanin in the skin due to genetic variation and the specimens with less melanin surviving more often (because deficiency in vitamin D weakens immune system), this is called evolution. Darwin gave the more classic example of birds that are forced to a new island due to an eruption, and on the new island the seeds are slightly bigger, this means that the birds born with larger beaks survive more and over a few generations all specimens have larger beaks. This is an example of how genetic variation drives adaption to new environments and it is why sexual species are so common compared to asexual species.

What are angiosperms and gymnosperms?
Gymnosperms are the older form of tree, they reproduce by opening pine cones and the seeds gets spread by the wind to female pine cones that are inseminated by it. Angiosperms are a lot younger and came about during the Cretaceous (the latter period of the dinosaur era which is called the Mesozoic). Angiosperms are flowering plants, they produce a flower which has sugar on it (nectar), an insect eats the nectar and in the process has pollen rubbed on them by the Stamen if it is a male flower, when they go to eat the nectar of a female flower from another specimen of the same species of plant, they get the pollen on the female flowers Stigma, the flower will then turn into a fruit, the fruit is eaten by a mammal or an avian which then moves on and defecates out the seeds within the fruit, the seeds then grow into a new plant using the defecation as fertiliser.

What is Fungi?
Fungi are an order of life alongside plants, animals, and bacteria. They usually live in the soil or inside plants and they propogate with spores. You are likely breathing in fungus spores now. If you bake some bread and immediately rush to put it in an airtight container, it will still go moldy. The mold was not in the wheat, it simpyl is in the air everywhere all the time and so the spores got on it when you took the bread out of the oven!
Fungi eat decaying plant matter, parasitize plants, or make mutual exchanges with plants. The majority of plant specimens have a mutual relation with a fungi, in that the fungi gives the plant phosphorus and other nutrients and in exchange the plant gives the fungus carbohydrates. What does fungi look like you ask? Fungi is most often seen as what is called Mycelium, mycelium are branching strands called hyphae that look like fine white roots that spread in the soil or perhaps under bark, anywhere it won't dessicate, some families of fungi make frutiing bodies which we know as mushrooms, toadstools, and truffels. These are the result of reproduction between two fungi species which reproduce by fusing their hyphae, the fruting body then grows and spread the spores. Many species of fungi including mold are capable of asexual reproduction also. Fungi is at least as old as vascular plants and likely older in aquatic species.

What are primates?
Primates are a group of mammals that evolved to have dexterous hands to peel fruit, unfortunately this adaptation has led them to be able to "masturbate", many species of primates have nearly went extinct since they just masturbate all day instead of reproducing, nature has had to make the female of the species extremely horny compared to other species in order to force the males to reproduce with them (epic win).

For anyone interested in geology and life history I recommend this series of lectures:
https://www.youtube.com/@historicalgeologywithdr.ch9083/playlists