>>61699
I am sadly not the wizard you imagined, but I will not be refrained from shouting ideas!

- April Fools or Website Anniversary: A cardboard cutout of Heyuri-tan has taken over /b/! /b/ has been put on lockdown, and a new board is made as an underground base of operations to take back the board! Perhaps the real Heyuri-tan will show herself to save the day...
- Halloween: Light the carved pumpkin! Each webpage has a global pumpkin which is to be light with a certain amount of clicks. If this light isn't maintained, then the pumpkin loses its light and the website turns dark! The webpage which had the longest time with the light on wins.
- Christmas: Haiku your waifu! Write a seasonal haiku about your waifu. The waifu with the best haiku wins.