The current fortunes are all pretty depressing - I think there needs to be some balancing

I don't remember what all the fortunes were on our previous software (kuz or someone else with access to those files will have to reveal), but here's what they were on the Sakomoto software before that:

Bad Luck
Average Luck
Good Luck
Excellent Luck
Reply hazy, try again
Godly Luck
Very Bad Luck
Outlook good
Better not tell you now
You will meet a dark handsome stranger
ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
（　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Good news will come to you by mail

I think some or all of these were on the later software, but there was also additional ones liek the legendary "LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL[...]" and others I'm forgetting