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Off-Topic@Heyuri
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it's always the same with me (;´Д`)
i watch a new anime, it has a cute girl, i fantasize about her
the latest victim of my fantasies is picrel, how can i stop? ( ´,_ゝ`)
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GOOODO JOBBU
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You must not have found the one yet. When you find the perfect anime girl you will start fantasizing about making love to her no matter what's on your screen while you're fapping.
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damn it... i already love my wife so much i have fantasies of her very often, but does this moment of weakness mean something...? i do not want to hurt my wife!
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accept it
embrace it
enjoy it


that being said, she's too dumb for me -- I'm into dumb anime girls but everyone in Gintama is actually too stupid

I went through Magical Pokaan recently and I am obsessed with Uma right now (I think her name is a pun on the acronym UMA lol, unidentified mysterious animal, like a cryptid).
she's so cute...
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I am currently playing To Heart 2, which there is a character named Yuma. They made just that joke (pun with UMA)!

2D Cute@Heyuri
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Off-Topic@Heyuri
(゚ー゚)

Your fortune: You have cancer
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>Your fortune: You have cancer
(;´Д`)

Your fortune: Very bad luck
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since the last two fortunes were bad mine will surely be good

Your fortune: We don't know what happens next
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I will show you.
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lul
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I did it!

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

Off-Topic@Heyuri
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a kaiju!!!
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wait i thought danbo was a good robot!
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>>114313
>wait i thought danbo was a good robot!
HE IS EVIL NAO
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>>114317
this will lead the hero, yotsuba, to have a conflict of emotions, but ultimately she will have to put an end to danbo's evil rampage, it will be a tragic ending with yotsuba losing her friend

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:I i dont know what else i expected, thanks for the history lesson though
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2D Lolikon@Heyuri
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Sakura-chan!
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she is on the older side but my wife akari

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2D Ero@Heyuri
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2D Ero@Heyuri
Do girls masturbate too? I don't think nearly as furiously as we do, but would be hawt if they did!
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delicious butts
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I hope this doesn't come across as an attempt at shilling something.
I just heard about this mobile application called "Randonautica" that supposedly uses magic quantum randomness woo woo to find random locations near your area that are related to your "intentions" or something.

Of course, this is Heyuri, so what does a modern mobile app have to do with old net culture?

Essentially, the urban legends and mystery surrounding it seem like the kind of stuff 2ch/old 4chan would eat right up. As far as rumors go, an interesting one is that the service gets its information from a dark web site. And aside from rumors, there's been a confirmed case where a group of people stumbled across the bodies of a murdered couple.

Have any other Heyurizens used this? I don't know what to make of this, it almost seems like something out of some shonen anime or manga.
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it sounds like something out of hentai, with teh protagonist using it to find a group of horny lolis or something
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well it doesn't have to be lolis, but that's what I would do anyway ┐(゚~゚)┌

Lounge@Heyuri
I used this have this thread. This anyone this haves this?
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I really like to browse Iruyeh on 9/11 on Friday the 13th. So emo...
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I almost said I 'love' it, but love is for foolish mortals.
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9/11 was a dynamic event in world history and so was the coming of Futaba Channel. Sadly one outshadowed the other. What is the significance of 9/11? It plunged the world into endless war which has lasted until today. In fact, war will never end. Metal Gear Solid 4 has become our reality. Endless war everywhere all the time. A global war economy where peace is the real enemy. Truth died in the social media hyperreality. Nihilistic bots populate the earth. Original content has also died and fun is non-existent, aside from simulated fun of course *wink* What an exciting time to be alive ヽ(´∇`)ノ Since Heyuri is a simulation of Futaba, I call upon Kaguya to stage a 9/11 reaction thread so we can pretend we're reacting to it live and play our role as reenactors on this imageboard equivalent of Disneyland.
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I don't know about futaba, but 2channel has a bunch of threads on it.
https://web.archive.org/web/20090603062928/http://www.geocities.jp/mega_fepus/911.html

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>it's addaptation which teh GIF is from - has zero ero
WROOOOOOONG!
it comes from the OP of the visual novel which has moar than panchira... many eroge had awesome animated OP
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>>114051
has anyone else fapped to miitan's butt at 2:07 ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ
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uh~ i was wrong, certain i seen it in anime op!

i really wanna play it now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FQEyfQgOm4
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>>113645
>I knew it was rotten the minute I saw the 'steamed hams' reference as the first line.
That's a dumb reason, do you realize the episode is from the 1990s? Yes I know it became a fad a few years ago but I remember people still quoting steamed hams on forums long before the fad, golden age Pimpsons are timeless.
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You don't sound very convinced yourself.

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Making this thread to share a few passionate writings from our previous admins circa 2020 that I inadvertently re-stumbled across - I think these posts do an awesome job of expressing what Heyuri is all about and what its purpose is

https://archive.ph/O9P2n
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Ah, there it is... my beloved Heyuri!

https://archive.ph/cyZi8

Site Discussion@Heyuri
>The place to be
Not the place to /b/
FAIL!
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It's the place to /b/! and /q/! and /o/! and-

Site Discussion@Heyuri
>Websites prove their identity via certificates, which are valid for a set time period. The certificate for heyuri.net expired on 14/04/2022.

>Error code: SEC_ERROR_EXPIRED_CERTIFICATE

Certificate """""authorities""""" are such a racket -_-
http://michael.orlitzky.com/articles/in_defense_of_self-signed_certificates.xhtml
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Your fortune: Tomo will strangle you in your sleep

a bit late but congratulations
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Congratulations, you won a strangling!
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I still can't believe it freaking expired
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>Certbot stopped working in Russia, we have to renew certs manually now

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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WOWE!
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We are working on getting thumbnails to work best in terms of size and quality. We are trying to make so only transparent PNG files will have .png thumbnails

I say we but it's actually all being done by one developer - bobman, so express your thanks to him
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Testing lack of kolyma jump on new links
https://img.heyuri.net/q/

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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IT HAPPENED AGAIN
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you were seconds away from a loving wife for all eternity
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did anyone notice when it disappeared
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/dating/ was baleeted alongside /a/, /v/, /f/ back in November to help consolidate our activity (not that /dating/ ever had any activity )

See https://ayashii.net/bbs.php?m=g&f=202111.dat and search for "/a/"

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The default font on /vote/ does not support alternative text (see pic) which makes some polls hard to use without manually changing the text. Could the default font or a new style be edited to allow it?
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Isn't it because the vote script itself is using something like ISO-8859-1 character encoding internally instead of UTF-8 when generating the results images?

It would probably be best to rewrite the script to use HTML/CSS instead of images, but changing the character encoding may or may not be simpler
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i have no clue lol

Site Discussion@Heyuri
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Subject explains it all, I will now cure AIDS from warota.php: https://2ch.cx/warota.php
This ayashii discussion is explaining our reasoning in good detail: https://ayashii.net/bbs.php?m=f&s=2629&c=58
I will be check all new uploads from now on, but I may not get all R8 breaking posts that was uploaded in the past. Feel free to report them ITT

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someone PLEASE delete this shitty ironic twitter wojak soy modern 4chan nu-meme
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>I will be check
checking*
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Nice try Takeshi-kun
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Dunno man I actually like making fun of south koreans
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>>61079
It's making fun of a notorious Japanese troll/spammer/lolcow who regularly shits up Japanese imageboards - they just put a South Korean flag on his head cuz the Japanese call everyone they don't like either Korean or Chinese

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