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No.4111
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<Demise of /f/ edition
Now that our homeboard has finally been ravaged to the ground by our lords and saviors of the chan4 administrative team, I post this here, as I cannot think of any other suitable place.
It's kinda meaningless to post this on any other site than 4chan, but I had this self propagated tradition of posting this flash every year and playing through it again, while chatting to others that dared to try the same.

So if you have any interest in 4chan or internet culture at large or like old text adventures, this game if for (you)!

Depending on the reactions to this though, this might be the last year that I post this flash, as I slowely come to the realization that all old things you hold dear to you have finally vanished off the face of this cold earth.
And with that, let the pasta drop commence:
It is the far future.
It is the year 2025.
Admins have promised to bring a great new era to the site.
You open your flash™-enabled browser of choice and type in the usual URL.
Just another day visiting /f/ on christmas, you think to yourself...

<Firstly, I cannot stress this enough, do yourself a favor and play this in fullscreen.
<Even if ruffle might work with this yet, which I’m unaware, you do not want to use embed.
<Download that shit and throw it into a Adobe projector and fullscreen it. OR you could always compete with the retro swagger kids and open it in a browser that isn't chromed beyond repair.
<Read the intro description carefully. And the help text you should have asked for.
<If you are stuck or got any questions, feel free to request vague hints in this thread. Who knows, maybe this time you'll get past the hairless duck, the dwarven underground lava pit, or the single nigger.
<When you're in a room, look (at the room), just press "l". Doing this will refresh the room with all changes applied. It should be your go-to command.
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No.4112
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>>4111 (cont.)
<"e THING" examines THINGs, do that with everything/every person. Every THING has a short name (you see in brackets when examining) e.g. The "Virtuanet Portalizer" is also the "portalizer". This makes typing much less of a haggle.
<Talk to everyone! Yes, you, you fat basement dweller wizard. EVEN THE GIRLS!
<Pick up stuff. Don't eat (important) stuff, like buttered cum (or all that ramen).
<Common mistakes: Type only "n" to go "north" (upwards). Typing "go north" would search for a portal named "north" which throws you an error message instead.
<It’s a long game, and there is no (real) way of saving progress. So be prepared to see it through to the end if you think yourself a bad enough dude. There is a way to end up in the last 30% or so, if you're really that desperate or the game fucked up again.
<And don't forget to pick up that gateway, else you're universally screwed! I even tried it with going to hell and back, it just doesn’t work.
<Aight, have fun. You might just need a good dose of knowledge about memes before 2010, so I guess about 1% of people today could play through this. Wanna earn oldfag bragging rights? Post a screenshot of THE END!
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No.4127
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bumo
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No.4128
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Beware, ruffle is prone to fux0ring up the scroll bar. At least on my machine.
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