uhh
i dont think this is very appropriate (;´～`)
have some shame and delete this thread （ ´,_ゝ`）

(ノーヽ) p*rn?? i cant look, im covering my eyes

my mom says I'm not allowed to watch this :/

>>185305
>>185306
>>185313
It's just a mom breastfeeding the viewer and is totally appropriate for 5+.

>>185281
LOL

>>185302
i didnt make the webms. i dont have a good enough PC for that. （ ´_ゝ`）

it's mp4s

>>185311
ur an mp4

selling dangerous weapons like this to kids for 49 bucks?!
america is going too far!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

49 mexican pesos?! WHAT A RIP-OFF! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

i'll buy em all!

isnt that the chinese boy who smokes cigarrettes ?

132 lbs at 3 years old!

>>2102
is that kim jong un?

>>2103
it's jackie chan you racist fuck

>>185267
past n future r equally fake and gay. close thy eyes and put yourself in first person view in a scene of happiness of your own. desert the world for a while.
most things are fake n gey anyway.
be happy without things nor reasons.
be happy.. or ELSE!

>>185269
SIR YES SIR! o7

sure

BAAAW

look at what you did you made george w. bush cry you asshole

gross

just like during my childhood

The food you eat is not contaminated with semen, and there is no need to worry.

you'll have sex tonight

You're so good looking

>>185221
I'm going to put my balls on your forehead!

>>185229
that's never a guarantee

>>185216
a hard p you say???

>>185220
LOLOL NO

>>185217
early-2010s?

>>185216
id never wanna use piscord. its joever these days.

>>185176
things will really start to ramp up when certain fucks truly gate the internet with the id bullshit and all that; even now the normies are already beginning to not like where things are going, they are still dawdling about, but when shit hits the fan even they will feel too hot; you will hear the noise, and you will see cracks from the shadows on the internet popping up, whistling tunes of freedom away from the decrepit le think-of-the-kids-guys liars.

i think there have been several main issues in the last years that led us to this... the popularization of pads, for example, which exponentially increased the child userbase on the internet, which wasn't something entirely new even before but even when we browsed the internet as children it was usually through our family PC and we would be at least around 7 or so, while you will see literal babies using internet on their pads on the street ... Which would explain the massive content who could only be apprecaited by an extremely young audience. Another issue I feel like has been the explosion of cheap smartphones and mobile data in developing countries, filled with people who treat the internet similar to how people treated TV in the 50s; they would find anything entertaining, as long as its on their little screen. This caused an enormous trend of absolutely mind-rotting content on mainstream social media apps. Social media as a whole is another issue, I think social media can be entertaining if you find the right niche, which is what I do, but the decentralization of the internet truly is sad to see. 90% of the internet doesn't even use forums anymore, it's like everyone has no hobby anymore and will consume whatever the mainstream algorithm will feed them ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

>>185268
yes that was the time period. id say up to about 2019 you could still meet people you met on imageboards irl, but the peak of imageboard to real life friend/lover experiences was between 2011 and 2016 i think.

>>9161
>>9162
cute!

I AM more than a robutt! Die, Wily!

One time i was at a public pool at a rec center when i was about 7 or so, they had two entrances to the shower rooms, i accidentally went into the mens and there was an old guy with his dick and balls just out there totally naked. i turned 360 degrees and walked away.

>>1955
>for some reason she was more mad at ME than my oneechan who was 2 years older!...
Did you become a lesbian afterwards? Maybe your mom thought that you were gayer than your sister and that's why she was more mad @ you

>>1962
I don't really believe in lesbianism, i think we all appreciate attractive girls to some degree.
>Maybe your mom thought that you were gayer than your sister
As a kid i often got scolded for inappropriate touching so maybe. This was the 90s, women were anti gay for the most part.

One time i was masturbating during a shower and i accidentally fell asleep after.
I woke up when my mom was banging on the door

All these eva-likes were a friggin' joke.

ive never been

>>185230
been where?

been dover

>>185230
i can help with that

I'd bend over for some yaoi bishonen fantasy Prince, but I'm literally radfem levels of sick of men, so I have to date girls

I can never understand the appeal of the dominant girl. Why do you like it? Does it not feel pitiful and humiliating to be bossed around? To feel like the target affection cares nothing of you.

im too much of a softy to be mean to people for no reason

This will never happen. So arguing about why someone would want this is redundant.

>>6609
>does it not feel pitiful and humiliating to be bossed around
It does, and that makes my PENIS extremely hard

>>185242
>opening might be too small
don't worry.. it's not... (ρ_;)

>>185211
Don't they make dedicated PENIS vacuums?
Or are those just too expensive?

>>185242
Well you could put it in the back of an onnahole.

>>185211
It's loud as shit, cold and requires a well sized pipe relative to your pen0r to pull off a decent orgasm.
Worth a try if you've got some privacy and aren't trying to stick your dick down a straw.
Probably not worth the waste of a perfectly good onahole to cut one apart for it, though I have seen it done before. Not sure how much it might improve the experience.
Maybe I'll do some research when a hole of mine breaks.
Now, grills fucking vacuum cleaners on the other hand, that's super epic

>>185211
Did you try it, OP?

I'm in my underwear, does that count?

postan with pajama pants on

I put on (mostly) clean clothes today!

some people in this thread are liars...

i just got out of the shower and i'm completely naked! i tried to do laundry but the laundry room is out of order so i have nothing to wear! i want to participate in this thread but unfortunately fate has other plans for me...

wat

maybe it's not a "cryptic video", it's just the worst YTPMV of history

ok, i survived the memetic kill agent, where's the top secret data?

>>185186
The kinemaster watermark is kinda killing the creepiness