I'm so jealous of your average college aged person, with their drug orgies and free spirits. How did I end up such a square. I hate society, and everyone in it.. yet I work a shitty job, I have an average IQ and no social intelligence, but enough awareness to realize everybody hates me.
Why did I end up a square? I feel like this wouldn't have happened if I lived alone, or in a college dorm. I'm going to live my boring virgin shelf-stocker life until I die of bowel cancer, never having accomplished anything.