when I was 7 or so, my older sister (15) and her friends around the same age held a slumber party while my parents were gone for a few days. She was supposed to watch over me while they were gone, but just gave me her phone and I played games while she invited her schoolmates over

They got drunk and played party games... but 7 year old me was more intersted in flappy bird on her phone

I do remember though one night, I went downstairs to get a drink of water, and I saw one of her friends asleep on the couch with no top on.. it was really sexy, and even 7 year old me knew that

Nowadays I can only hit myself and curse.. I was a little boy surrounded by cute teenage girls and didnt take advantage of it! I didnt get them all to give me drunk kisses and let me touch their breasts.. damn it.. (ﾟ血ﾟ#)