The entrance to /b/ is unbarred, though considering the time of day (does time even flow the same in this realm?) you would have thought more people would be around. Perhaps they are asleep. Of course, knowing that this is your first time here, you decide to visit the most renowned attractions on this site. And who could be more famous than the site's own mascot? (kuz? kaguya? Maybe waha if you go to cgi.heyuri.net?)

You think of where you have seen Heyuri-tan. There was that one thread with bant-san a couple days back, though the thought of her with massive OPPAI slightly disturbs you. You remember a drawthread on /c/ by deeptoot that had an image of her on a computer, along with moderator kagunyalover69 and the late Sweet Emo. And then there is the OC page on the Heyuri Historical Society: what strange sights might you find there?

With your path clear, you first visit bant-san's thread.

Finding yourself in what appears to be a ballroom, you take in the sights around you. A chandelier hangs on the ceiling, giving off a cool white light that illuminates the oak wood floor. The walls are not walls but indeed windows, out of which you can see the darkness of midnight extending far beyond your vision. A few people stand near the center of the room, talking amongst themselves with one yelling something you cannot make out every so often. Squinting, you can see the object of their interest.

It is her. It really is her.

You walk towards the group. You can hear them more clearly now: a few talk about their growing erection to the sight, while others complain about how she looks. More are yelling at the two for being so inconsiderate of her feelings. In a moment you are there.

Now you see Heyuri-tan as bant-san depicted her. She stands naked for all to see, though looking her up and down you realize she neither has nipples or a manko. She does, however, have a shapely figure with breasts larger than your hands can fit and a plump butt to match. Her head is tilted downwards, a slight frown drawn on her face. You think you can see some tears welling up in her eyes, glinting in the light of the room.

This really wasn't what you were expecting (or was it?) You wonder how things might differ in deeptoot's thread, or if there are other sights you might want to see instead.