"Holy shit! What the fuck is that?"
"Oh my God..."
"Is it some creepy chinese sex toy?"
"Jesus! Are these things on its head supposed to be ball ticklers or something? It looks like a toddler for Christ's sake!"
"Let me see it. I've been on the force for 15 years, I've seen some shit like this before."
"Is that...Oh God is that a SPERM on its shirt?!"
"This is definitely a child sex doll right?"
"I've never seen anything this vile before in my fuckin' life. Call SWAT out to that address NOW."
"And the FBI too."
"Roger that Sarge."