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2024/09/15(Sun)04:51:10
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too bad
my site was deliberately made to bork on idiot browsers, idiot operating systems and screen sizes indicative of phones
go chase your tail mobile n00bz!
good scarecrows for morons i used / planned to implement:
* making the default css flash with rainbow to cause seizures
* hide the css style change bar to be barely findable so they leave thinking that they cant fix the rainbow
* when they fix the css a javascript would make posts be gibberish with a randomizer until you disable it in some ublock
* require changing a cookie value to be able to post at all
* if they set cookie value to post there would be another secret default cookie that would include your ip and entire browser fingerprint attached to the post that they wouldnt be able to delete
* make the entire contents of the site spin slowly to annoy
* make homepage pretend its a 404 but subsites would work fine
* make homepage look like fbi took it over and that the ip of the idiot guest would be passed to the court for attempting to access illegal content / illegal services or whatever related
a fun idea for an imageboard would be a board where the password would encrypt your message at clicking 'post' and having any chosen password would attempt decrypting locally all the posts on each f5 probably requiring anti bot measures
so all conversations are in plain view but contents not
it would be used by terrorists and druglords mostly probably
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