ATTENTION ALL FEMALE USERS, YES ALL 3 OF YOU

Today's your lucky day!
I'm looking for a lady to be my wife, and instead of finding one in real life, I naturally decided my chances are better here.
I don't mean any fake internet love, I'm serious, I plan to get married and stay committed to whoever the lucky gal is. Let's face it, if you're posting here then
you probably have the same chances I have of finding a soulmate in the real world, so give me a shot, what have you go to lose?

So let's talk and see what we have in common on our first date, I'll pay:
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