I have not done crypto yet but I want to get quite a bit of monero, or secondarily bitcoin/other major crypto and then buy monero with it. Specifically without KYC. What is the best method now that localmonero is gone?

I am thinking about dicksword kids who make paypal-crypto exchange bots because it and it just works. There was one kid who showed me that. If I don't find any better ways I would use that method but sadly these kids don't seem to sell monero anywhere or I just can't use dicksword properly to find them. Do you have a reliable way to get monero without KYC? Even bitcoin or other major crypto are good. I would need to go an extra step and exchange it once more though but I strictly want it anonymous or at least without a direct trace and ending up as monero.

What about telegram? Do they sell crypto there too? I have never used it and I am a dummy. I saw a kid during lectures who was ordering weed through it in some "Devil Kush 666" store so I reckon that they have crypto there too.

There is lots of sites on the TOR who offer bitcoin to monero exchange but I never used any and I don't wanna get raped for money. Are they usually legit? Can you recommend any? Or should I just frequent dread instead of asking it here? I am a newb to dread so I don't know what to actually believe yet. I am not a retard but I don't like uncertainty since everything there is trust based and I have no net yet. I don't wanna pay the n00b entry fee (getting scammed ).