When we get to heaven we will be free of all these problems. In heaven there is no disease and no pain, which means we will be able to masturbate as violently and carefree as we want with unlimited indulgence. In heaven there will be an infinite supply of everything like in minecrap creative mode, so we can consume and destroy as many and as much things as we want while masturbating. We can ejaculate unlimited bodily fluids of all kinds as much as we want too. Imagine filling an entire room with your pee, shit, blood and cum and endlessly drowning in it while having as many orgasms as you want with each lasting as long as you want, and being able to pee and cum at the same time. If you want to cut your PENIS off with a razor and quickly regrow more PENISes, then continue cutting them off and attaching to yourself while they all remain completely functional so you can cum and pee 100x as much from the PENISes all over your body, and if you want the orgasms to feel 100x better than earth orgasms, it will be so in heaven. If you want to shit in your hand and smear it all over your face and in your eyes and put it up your nose and keep slamming huge globs of poopy onto your face, smothering yourself with it, you can do it forever in heaven without worry of getting diseases or any bad consequences. There is no need to get bogged down by earthly troubles when you know it won't last long and an eternity of infinite happiness awaits.