Peace be with you, Heyuri!

With the inspiring works of Sister Emo and her gracious servicing of our men of Christ, I am proud to declare that on behalf of The Father it is no longer a sin to jerk it crazy style to hot JKs and JDs posting tits on the net.

It gives you a pass straight to heaven, actually. No purgatory necessary. I am being serious.

I am the real Pope Leo XIV. This is in no way a joke. This is a real declaration from my person.

We ask for this special grace from Mary, our mother, and amen.

-Leo XIV