Concerning Heyurizens...

Heyrizens have been lurking and shitposting in the four boards of Heyuri for half of the decade. Quite content to ignore and be ignored by the world of the party poopers — Web 3.0 being, after all, full of annoying users beyond count. Heyruizens must seem of little importance, being neither renowned as great hackers, nor counted among the internet's pseudointelectuals.

In fact, it has been remarked by some that the Heyurizens's only real passion is for pr0nz.

A rather unfair observation, as we have also developed a keen interest in the strocking of cock, and annoying our Admin. But where our hearts truly lie is in peace and quiet, and good, easy threads. For all Heyurizens share a love of things that are slow and lazy.

But today, of all days, it is brought home to me, it is no bad thing for an imageboard to be slow