>>154482
When I was 13 and alone in the house since my family was on vacation, instead of smearing peanut butter on my dick so the dog would be enticed to suck it (like most youngsters my age did), I instead got the urge to hold in my poop for two days, and take a huge shit on the counter. I thought it would be satisfying for some reason, but it wasn't. It just smeared all over the place, and got wedged back inside of me, only now it was covered with bits of ritz crumbs and sugar from when someone made coffee.